(9) "Love Makes U Do The Wacky": Love gets three people arrested, Julian finally makes a decision, Darnell has jealousy issues, Stony finds out Z's been keeping something from him.
(10) "First Time 4 Everything": Darnell gets bad news, Vernon and Julian go out on a date, Stony gets advice, Z struggles getting over the past.
(11) "Cat's Outta The Bag": Malik has a surprising reaction to Darnell's confession, Julian gets a proposal, Z meets a psychic, Stony's surprise is ruined.
(12) "Puerto Rico..." (Season Finale, Part 1): Shocks & Scandals occur when the "Boyfriendz" and surprise guests go to Puerto Rico for Z's birthday. The Boyfriendz try to break Darnell's depression, Stony struggles with his proposal, Julian has doubts after he gets an interesting proposal from Vernon.
(13) "....Hoeeeee!" (Season Finale, Part 2) Terrance returns, Darnell's jealousy reaches its' peak, Z has a surprising reaction to Stony's proposal, Julian is faced with a difficult decision.
Which episode do you want to see the most?
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Sunday, October 11, 2009
Ep. 9, Scene 1 *Love Makes U Do The Wacky*
Scene 1
Lisa's-Interior-TableIt's been a week since "Sickning & In Demand". Julian, Stony, and Darnell are sitting down talking. Well, Darnell and Stony are talking, Julian is leaving Terrance yet, another voicemail.
Julian
Hey baby, it's me...
(looks at Darnell & Stony like "sorry")
I'm just...giving you a call. Again. Haven't seen you in...its been so many days already that I can't even remember, just...
(sighs)
Gimme a call when you get this...and the other twenty seven and half messages I left you.
(hangs up)
Ok. So I'm single.
(cries)
Oh my God, I'm singleeee. Why did I do this to myself, you guys? I started out with no man and than I got a man, than I HAD two men and now I have none.
(thinks; serious)
Ya'll think I got a hex on me?
Darnell and Stony laugh, Darnell sips some of his Evian.
Stony
I don't know WHAT you whining like Kanye West at the Grammy's for.
Darnell
The Grammy's?! That boy will whine at any award show that don't honor him for...wearing them glow in the dark space visors everytime he sing something about somebody loveee locking down...they are kinda sickning though, I gotta tell Z to make a note.
Julian
Kanye's on my "ish list" for what he said about Britney, he act like HE'S the most sickning performer of the year! Who does he think he is? Looking like a crazy reject out of "Sarafina."
Darnell
Well, YOU just went off!JulianI'm upset! And since I can't take it out on myself, I'm taking it out on Kanye...he deserves it anyway for what he said about Britney, she's a goddess.
Stony
Ok, Frick and Frac. Before we were derailed from our conversation about my baby's up and coming BORN day by your weekly episode of "Dumb Bitch, Pick Vernon"...
(clicks pen)
Where were we?
Darnell
(attitude)
WHAT is you and Z's fixation with the store clerk? I have seen CUTER...car babysitters.
Stony
(confused)
Who the hell are you talking about?
Julian
(shaking his head)
He means the people who do valet parking and Darnell for the last time, His NAME is Vernon! Not the store clerk! He doesn't even work at a store anymore!
Darnell
(picking up a menu)
Oh enough of this, I'm hungry. What we gonna eat?
There are a bunch of papers, brochures, and pamphlets on the table of different countries so not too much food can fit on it.
Stony
So guys, I was just thinking, I wanna go on a vacation...
Julian
I thought we were talking about Z's birthday plans? Clubbin? Party? Going to that...
(gets scared look on face)
Wax museum. Guys, I really don't wanna go there again, it creeps me OUT! NOBODY can tell me that the Michael Jackson figure thingy DIDN'T touch my ass.
Stony
We were talking about that but while ya'll was uselessy not helping? I decided that instead of doing some--lame party, I'M gonna use this an opportunity to dip into my "Never Going Back To My Momma's House" account and...take me a little vacation. I'm about to go into early retirement.
Darnell
Yeah, you and Z need it! She's been going on and on and on at work about that Kasey guy! I never thought I would find comfort in...being nice to a potential house buyer and...taking my time to actually sell them something good. Z has done the unthinkable. Remind me to give her a raise.
Julian
So you saying that basically you've been spending extra time actually DOING your job and selling LEGIT houses JUST so you can stop listening to Z talk about Kaiseem?
Darnell
Yes! AND I've been giving her one hour breaks and three day lunches but she won't take them! Cause she scared you gonna step on her again with the guy who fixes the elevator since Stony gota thing for the help who work in the building.
(to Stony)
YOU'VE passed your curse onto me and I aint gonna have itfor much longer. I hope you don't think that she's over your little Bill Clinton moment you had in the oral office.
Stony looks oblivious, he and Z discussed this and he was ok with it. Kaiseem hasn't been a problem since he told him off.
Stony
Apparently, I'm out of the loop, mary cause me and my boyfriend have been fine.
(to Julian)
We...have been...fine, right?
Julian's eyes widen, why do they think he always knows? I mean, he does but still.
Julian
(pause)
Z feels like her trust in you is fading. It's NOT that she doesn't love you or anything but...she's scared, Stony. That's all...I guess she--hasn't told you--yet.Stony looks insulted.
Stony
I don't know why?! I TOLD her that I didn't do anything with Kaiseem...
Darnell
Well, ya did kiss him.
Stony
YOU'RE cheating on Malik!
Darnell looks insulted.
JulianAnd you DID lie about it for a long time...
Stony
YOU cheated on Terrance in front of a crowd of people!
(ancy)
Come on, let's go, I am SNAPPY today maries! I can come back allll day, let's go.
Darnell and Julian look at each other, still getting over Stony their hypocrisy in their faces.
Darnell
Well, in my defense, Malik already KNEW I was a hot commodity when he got with me. It's not my fault that I was given something that can't be HELD back from the male species. I can't be missing out on...
Darnell sees a very handsome white guy walking past the window of Lisa's and he stops at the corner.
Darnell
All of THAT and HE can't miss out on all of this...
A car pulls up and Malik Kyle, Darnell's "boo", gets out and kisses the handsome man he was just looking at! Julian, Darnell, and Stony are shocked.
Stony
And apparently your boyfriend can't miss out on it either.
Darnell looks like he's actually hurt by the fact that Malik is apparently seeing someone else...and than suddenly, he grabs stomach as though he felt a sharp pain.
"Nah, nah, nah, naaaaah, nah, nah, nah. I Guess I just lost my husband, I don't know where he went..."
Z/Stony's Apartment Building-Courtyard
"So What" by P!nk opens the scene. Z walks outside in flip flops, shorts, shades, a fitted, and a cute little jacket. She sees Kaiseem standing there, looking at him with a very stern expression with his arms crossed. Z looks at him like "Is there a problem?". Kaiseem just smirks at him cockily, Z decides it time to confront the bitch so he walks over to him.
Z
Um, you was looking kinda hard so I wanted to see what the problem was. Is THERE...
(takes off flip flops)
A problem? Oh wait, YES there IS a problem cause I KNOW you was trying to steal my man right from under my nose! Kissing him, taking him to dinners, threatening him? Who the hell do you think you are trying to come in and disrupt MY organized dysfunction that I've put THREE years into perfecting?
Kaiseem
Listen...Z, V, whatever you--call yourself...Z looks like "oh no, this bitch didn't" and takes off his jacket.
Kaiseem
To be perfectly honest with you, yeah I kissed Stony. Cause I want him back and I don't think he has ANY kind of business with you...
Z takes off the little bracelets on his arm, paying no attention to Kaiseem as Kaiseem keeps talking.
Kaiseem
Stony couldn't get over me, that's why he chose you, I hurt him and...
Z takes off his hat and places it on the floor nicely and han punches Kaiseem who falls out out of view and Z goes offscreen, continuing to attack him. You can hear punches being thrown and faces being bruised.
End of Scene.
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Lisa's-Interior-TableIt's been a week since "Sickning & In Demand". Julian, Stony, and Darnell are sitting down talking. Well, Darnell and Stony are talking, Julian is leaving Terrance yet, another voicemail.
Julian
Hey baby, it's me...
(looks at Darnell & Stony like "sorry")
I'm just...giving you a call. Again. Haven't seen you in...its been so many days already that I can't even remember, just...
(sighs)
Gimme a call when you get this...and the other twenty seven and half messages I left you.
(hangs up)
Ok. So I'm single.
(cries)
Oh my God, I'm singleeee. Why did I do this to myself, you guys? I started out with no man and than I got a man, than I HAD two men and now I have none.
(thinks; serious)
Ya'll think I got a hex on me?
Darnell and Stony laugh, Darnell sips some of his Evian.
Stony
I don't know WHAT you whining like Kanye West at the Grammy's for.
Darnell
The Grammy's?! That boy will whine at any award show that don't honor him for...wearing them glow in the dark space visors everytime he sing something about somebody loveee locking down...they are kinda sickning though, I gotta tell Z to make a note.
Julian
Kanye's on my "ish list" for what he said about Britney, he act like HE'S the most sickning performer of the year! Who does he think he is? Looking like a crazy reject out of "Sarafina."
Darnell
Well, YOU just went off!JulianI'm upset! And since I can't take it out on myself, I'm taking it out on Kanye...he deserves it anyway for what he said about Britney, she's a goddess.
Stony
Ok, Frick and Frac. Before we were derailed from our conversation about my baby's up and coming BORN day by your weekly episode of "Dumb Bitch, Pick Vernon"...
(clicks pen)
Where were we?
Darnell
(attitude)
WHAT is you and Z's fixation with the store clerk? I have seen CUTER...car babysitters.
Stony
(confused)
Who the hell are you talking about?
Julian
(shaking his head)
He means the people who do valet parking and Darnell for the last time, His NAME is Vernon! Not the store clerk! He doesn't even work at a store anymore!
Darnell
(picking up a menu)
Oh enough of this, I'm hungry. What we gonna eat?
There are a bunch of papers, brochures, and pamphlets on the table of different countries so not too much food can fit on it.
Stony
So guys, I was just thinking, I wanna go on a vacation...
Julian
I thought we were talking about Z's birthday plans? Clubbin? Party? Going to that...
(gets scared look on face)
Wax museum. Guys, I really don't wanna go there again, it creeps me OUT! NOBODY can tell me that the Michael Jackson figure thingy DIDN'T touch my ass.
Stony
We were talking about that but while ya'll was uselessy not helping? I decided that instead of doing some--lame party, I'M gonna use this an opportunity to dip into my "Never Going Back To My Momma's House" account and...take me a little vacation. I'm about to go into early retirement.
Darnell
Yeah, you and Z need it! She's been going on and on and on at work about that Kasey guy! I never thought I would find comfort in...being nice to a potential house buyer and...taking my time to actually sell them something good. Z has done the unthinkable. Remind me to give her a raise.
Julian
So you saying that basically you've been spending extra time actually DOING your job and selling LEGIT houses JUST so you can stop listening to Z talk about Kaiseem?
Darnell
Yes! AND I've been giving her one hour breaks and three day lunches but she won't take them! Cause she scared you gonna step on her again with the guy who fixes the elevator since Stony gota thing for the help who work in the building.
(to Stony)
YOU'VE passed your curse onto me and I aint gonna have itfor much longer. I hope you don't think that she's over your little Bill Clinton moment you had in the oral office.
Stony looks oblivious, he and Z discussed this and he was ok with it. Kaiseem hasn't been a problem since he told him off.
Stony
Apparently, I'm out of the loop, mary cause me and my boyfriend have been fine.
(to Julian)
We...have been...fine, right?
Julian's eyes widen, why do they think he always knows? I mean, he does but still.
Julian
(pause)
Z feels like her trust in you is fading. It's NOT that she doesn't love you or anything but...she's scared, Stony. That's all...I guess she--hasn't told you--yet.Stony looks insulted.
Stony
I don't know why?! I TOLD her that I didn't do anything with Kaiseem...
Darnell
Well, ya did kiss him.
Stony
YOU'RE cheating on Malik!
Darnell looks insulted.
JulianAnd you DID lie about it for a long time...
Stony
YOU cheated on Terrance in front of a crowd of people!
(ancy)
Come on, let's go, I am SNAPPY today maries! I can come back allll day, let's go.
Darnell and Julian look at each other, still getting over Stony their hypocrisy in their faces.
Darnell
Well, in my defense, Malik already KNEW I was a hot commodity when he got with me. It's not my fault that I was given something that can't be HELD back from the male species. I can't be missing out on...
Darnell sees a very handsome white guy walking past the window of Lisa's and he stops at the corner.
Darnell
All of THAT and HE can't miss out on all of this...
A car pulls up and Malik Kyle, Darnell's "boo", gets out and kisses the handsome man he was just looking at! Julian, Darnell, and Stony are shocked.
Stony
And apparently your boyfriend can't miss out on it either.
Darnell looks like he's actually hurt by the fact that Malik is apparently seeing someone else...and than suddenly, he grabs stomach as though he felt a sharp pain.
"Nah, nah, nah, naaaaah, nah, nah, nah. I Guess I just lost my husband, I don't know where he went..."
Z/Stony's Apartment Building-Courtyard
"So What" by P!nk opens the scene. Z walks outside in flip flops, shorts, shades, a fitted, and a cute little jacket. She sees Kaiseem standing there, looking at him with a very stern expression with his arms crossed. Z looks at him like "Is there a problem?". Kaiseem just smirks at him cockily, Z decides it time to confront the bitch so he walks over to him.
Z
Um, you was looking kinda hard so I wanted to see what the problem was. Is THERE...
(takes off flip flops)
A problem? Oh wait, YES there IS a problem cause I KNOW you was trying to steal my man right from under my nose! Kissing him, taking him to dinners, threatening him? Who the hell do you think you are trying to come in and disrupt MY organized dysfunction that I've put THREE years into perfecting?
Kaiseem
Listen...Z, V, whatever you--call yourself...Z looks like "oh no, this bitch didn't" and takes off his jacket.
Kaiseem
To be perfectly honest with you, yeah I kissed Stony. Cause I want him back and I don't think he has ANY kind of business with you...
Z takes off the little bracelets on his arm, paying no attention to Kaiseem as Kaiseem keeps talking.
Kaiseem
Stony couldn't get over me, that's why he chose you, I hurt him and...
Z takes off his hat and places it on the floor nicely and han punches Kaiseem who falls out out of view and Z goes offscreen, continuing to attack him. You can hear punches being thrown and faces being bruised.
End of Scene.
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*Julian's Thoughts on Ep. 8*
From beginning to end...Z's drag show was nuts. The fog, Terrence not being able to dance to save anyone's life, Vernon showing up at the club working there as a bartender? And of course, who can forget the show itself? I totally blew it...
I am more confused than ever! Terrence is the best thing in my life right now aside from my friends and...I care about him a lot but it finally happened. The event that's played over and over and over again in my mind actually came to frutation...Vernon wants to be with me, he wants to TRY something!
Can you believe that?
This is the greatest timing for this to happen! And...Terrence hasn't spoken to me since the kiss during the performance. I've been calling him and calling him...I need to talk to him. I need to see him.
And Darnell is cheating on Malik but still catering to Maik at the same time and Stony and Z...they're the most they've been in a long time ever since the whole Kaiseem thing. Hopefully, this turns out...I don't know how it's gonna turn out.
Later.
I am more confused than ever! Terrence is the best thing in my life right now aside from my friends and...I care about him a lot but it finally happened. The event that's played over and over and over again in my mind actually came to frutation...Vernon wants to be with me, he wants to TRY something!
Can you believe that?
This is the greatest timing for this to happen! And...Terrence hasn't spoken to me since the kiss during the performance. I've been calling him and calling him...I need to talk to him. I need to see him.
And Darnell is cheating on Malik but still catering to Maik at the same time and Stony and Z...they're the most they've been in a long time ever since the whole Kaiseem thing. Hopefully, this turns out...I don't know how it's gonna turn out.
Later.
Ep. 8, Scene 6 *Spotlight*
Scene 6
"Well, I don't like, living under your spotlight. Just because ya think I might, find somebody worthy...."Secrets-Interior-Dressing Room"Spotlight" by Jennifer Hudson opens the scene.
The club has now closed, Stony is taking some of the bags out of the dressing room, leaving Z and Julian alone. Z has returned to his former self, the remnants of make-up still on his face and Julian is looking down at the ground.
Julian
He...he said it, Z. Vernon SAID what I've...
(sighs)
Been...
(corrects himself)
What I USED to...wanna hear. He said he wanted me.
Z
Well, I could tell he wanted you mary from the kiss he planted on you heard, round, the world! The question now is...what are YOU gonna do?
Julian feels horrible because he really cares about Terrance but...
Julian
You KNOW--how long I've wanted to be with Vernon. How MUCH I felt for him. You and Darnell...you were SO scared that I would get hurt because of Vernon's--indecisiveness...
(softly)
So how come it's his DECISION to be with me that hurts so much?
Z
Becauuuuse...
(rubs Julian's arm)
You falling for Terrance, girl.
Julian
Yeah.
(Pause)
But what if I was already--knocked down before I met him?
Just than Vernon walks in, seeing Z and Julian. Z knows that Vernon and Julian need to be left alone.
Z
(to Julian)
I'm gonna go--find Big Sal before he uses my booking money to buy more corndogs than I'll have to break my heel across the back of his head.
(to Vernon)
TRY keeping ya lips to yaself, Prince Charming, there are cameras back here.
Z hugs Julian and than leaves the room, leaving Julian and Vernon alone. Julian just stares at him with his arms crossed.
Vernon
I know you're mad about the kiss but it just--felt right. And...
Julian
Ya damn right, I'm mad! No. You're wrong. I am BE-yond mad! I passed MAD when my BOYfriend, BOY-FRIEND walked OUT on me.
Vernon
I'm sorry, Julian, ok, I'm sorry!
Julian shakes his head, this is not the way things with Vernon were supposed to go in his head. Vernon knows he screwed up but it's like...
Vernon
I CAN'T hold it back anymore! I KNOW what I said to you before about being too late, about--giving up but...
Julian shakes his head, he doesn't want to hear this.JulianI can't listen to this right now...Julian tries to leave but Vernon grabs his arm, stopping him and turning him around...like they did in the performance.
Vernon
Being away from you for a month KILLED me.
Julian
It--it did?
Vernon
Yes...it did. But do you know what killed me more? Being away from you knowing that you were here with Terrance...it takes losing something good to know when something good is...looking you right in the face. Vernon's hand slides from Julian's arm to his hand, holding it.
Vernon
Julian...from the first day I saw you, I knew--you were different.
Julian
You didn't know I was gay...
Vernon
I didn't know you were gay, no. I had a feeling but--I didn't know. But you weren't because you could have possibly liked men, you were different because...you made me feel right. For the first time in my whole life. You made me feel like...I could smile just cause you said so. Or well, in most cases cause I can't help it when I'm around you.
Julian can't help but feel all kinds of flattered even id he does have a boyfriend, it's his dream come true!
Julian
Vernon, I...do you realize that I have--imagined--this--very moment time and time and time again? Every day since we met? I wish I could have just...said something to you before about how I felt and threw whatever consequences out the window and now that I know there WOULDN'T have been any consequences, I feel like the ONLY idiot...
Vernon
You have feelings for me?
Julian looks caught, he can't admit that.
Julian
HAD. HAD feelings for you, Vernon.
Vernon
So that kiss...you didn't feel a thing?
Julian
Nope. Nothing at all.
Vernon looks like he doesn't believe him but...he isn't going to push.
Vernon
(nods head)
Ight than I guess there's no point in even trying to...
Julian has been fighting the urge but he can't resist any longer and he cups Vernon's face, kissing him passionately! This is what he's always wanted. This right here. Vernon wraps his arms around Julian's body, kissing him back...both of them indulging in each other and the fact that they get to act on their feelings finally.
End of Episode.
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"Well, I don't like, living under your spotlight. Just because ya think I might, find somebody worthy...."Secrets-Interior-Dressing Room"Spotlight" by Jennifer Hudson opens the scene.
The club has now closed, Stony is taking some of the bags out of the dressing room, leaving Z and Julian alone. Z has returned to his former self, the remnants of make-up still on his face and Julian is looking down at the ground.
Julian
He...he said it, Z. Vernon SAID what I've...
(sighs)
Been...
(corrects himself)
What I USED to...wanna hear. He said he wanted me.
Z
Well, I could tell he wanted you mary from the kiss he planted on you heard, round, the world! The question now is...what are YOU gonna do?
Julian feels horrible because he really cares about Terrance but...
Julian
You KNOW--how long I've wanted to be with Vernon. How MUCH I felt for him. You and Darnell...you were SO scared that I would get hurt because of Vernon's--indecisiveness...
(softly)
So how come it's his DECISION to be with me that hurts so much?
Z
Becauuuuse...
(rubs Julian's arm)
You falling for Terrance, girl.
Julian
Yeah.
(Pause)
But what if I was already--knocked down before I met him?
Just than Vernon walks in, seeing Z and Julian. Z knows that Vernon and Julian need to be left alone.
Z
(to Julian)
I'm gonna go--find Big Sal before he uses my booking money to buy more corndogs than I'll have to break my heel across the back of his head.
(to Vernon)
TRY keeping ya lips to yaself, Prince Charming, there are cameras back here.
Z hugs Julian and than leaves the room, leaving Julian and Vernon alone. Julian just stares at him with his arms crossed.
Vernon
I know you're mad about the kiss but it just--felt right. And...
Julian
Ya damn right, I'm mad! No. You're wrong. I am BE-yond mad! I passed MAD when my BOYfriend, BOY-FRIEND walked OUT on me.
Vernon
I'm sorry, Julian, ok, I'm sorry!
Julian shakes his head, this is not the way things with Vernon were supposed to go in his head. Vernon knows he screwed up but it's like...
Vernon
I CAN'T hold it back anymore! I KNOW what I said to you before about being too late, about--giving up but...
Julian shakes his head, he doesn't want to hear this.JulianI can't listen to this right now...Julian tries to leave but Vernon grabs his arm, stopping him and turning him around...like they did in the performance.
Vernon
Being away from you for a month KILLED me.
Julian
It--it did?
Vernon
Yes...it did. But do you know what killed me more? Being away from you knowing that you were here with Terrance...it takes losing something good to know when something good is...looking you right in the face. Vernon's hand slides from Julian's arm to his hand, holding it.
Vernon
Julian...from the first day I saw you, I knew--you were different.
Julian
You didn't know I was gay...
Vernon
I didn't know you were gay, no. I had a feeling but--I didn't know. But you weren't because you could have possibly liked men, you were different because...you made me feel right. For the first time in my whole life. You made me feel like...I could smile just cause you said so. Or well, in most cases cause I can't help it when I'm around you.
Julian can't help but feel all kinds of flattered even id he does have a boyfriend, it's his dream come true!
Julian
Vernon, I...do you realize that I have--imagined--this--very moment time and time and time again? Every day since we met? I wish I could have just...said something to you before about how I felt and threw whatever consequences out the window and now that I know there WOULDN'T have been any consequences, I feel like the ONLY idiot...
Vernon
You have feelings for me?
Julian looks caught, he can't admit that.
Julian
HAD. HAD feelings for you, Vernon.
Vernon
So that kiss...you didn't feel a thing?
Julian
Nope. Nothing at all.
Vernon looks like he doesn't believe him but...he isn't going to push.
Vernon
(nods head)
Ight than I guess there's no point in even trying to...
Julian has been fighting the urge but he can't resist any longer and he cups Vernon's face, kissing him passionately! This is what he's always wanted. This right here. Vernon wraps his arms around Julian's body, kissing him back...both of them indulging in each other and the fact that they get to act on their feelings finally.
End of Episode.
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Ep. 8, Scene 4 *The Kiss Heard Round The World*
Scene 4
Secrets-Interior
Everyone is starting to get seated, the lights are low except for the ones on the dance floor. Terrance comes in with a bouquet of flowers, having gotten Julian's text earlier about Vernon replacing him in Z's performance. Terrace looks excited to see his baby do his thing and spots Stony and Darnell sitting at a table, Darnel is kissing up on some random guy, not pay attention to the introduction of Zaynah.
Stony
Hey, you got here just in time, they're about to perform.
Terrance
(excited)
Yeah, I rushed from my meeting to get here, our wives are about to kill it!
Angel Sheridan
And now everyone for your VIEWING pleasure, we're gonna bring you lights, we're gonna bring you dazzle but most importantly...we're gonna bring you our new sexyyyy bartender that I've already had the pleasure of pleasuring...
(shyly)
Oops, I mean meeting. He's making his FIRST debut here at Secrets as one of Zaynah's new dancers...
(like a smitten school girl)
And my future husband's name is Vernon, if any--one was wondering.
Terrance doesn't look like he's happy to hear about Vernon dancing with Z and Julian.
Secrets-Interior-Behind Curtain
Behind the curtain, Z is decked out as Zaynah and she looks, in the signature word of the "Boyfriendz"--SICKNING! Julian and Vernon are also wearing customes (black tanks, black booty shorts, and black sneakers). Vernon looks nervous as hell while Julian looks excited though. The crowd is going wild.
Vernon
(hiding nerves)
Wow, people really wanna see Z, huh? First drag show, got the nerves? Listen, what I said tonight I...
Julian
Vernon, please. I NEED to focus.
"Zaynah" finally speaks, snapping her head to look back at them.
Z
And I NEED to know what the HELL is going on! But I will beat BOTH of you within an inch of YOUR lives if you mess up my show!
Julian and Vernon both straighten up, getting ready to perform at Z's demand.
Angel SheridanAnd without further delay...Zaynah!
"La La La, La La--La La La..."
Z begins to perform "If U Seek Amy".
Z
(lipsyncing)
"Oh baby, baby...(points to Julian)
Have ya seen Amy tonight?"
Z begins to perform to the left of the stage with the spotlight on her while Julian and Vernon are leaning against a wall on the right side of the stage with Vernon leaning over Julian, his hand on the wall. They are...very close to each other, Terrance shifts in his seat at their closeness.
Terrance
Heyyy um, this aint what we practiced, Stony, what's...
(getting uncomfortable)
Wh--what's this? Why he all over my boo like that?
Stony
Ohhhh yeah. Julian had to--change some of the choreography since Vernon's like Usher of the gay world or something, all these boys are jealoussss of Julian.
Terrance
What for? V-8 can't do it like ME...
(standing up from the chair)
Let me go up there and do my thing...
Darnell breaks away from kissing the guy that he's been kissing, pulling Terrance back into his seat.
Darnel
lOh nooo, we heard about you no rhythm nation.
Blaring sirens are heard as the song changes into "Womanizer". Z, Vernon, and Julian are doing great dance moves and a very clean routine. Throughout the performance, Vernon and Julian are "fighting", playing the roles of a broken up couple, Vernon's "womanized" Julian and now Julian, along with Z's help is "getting him back by kicking his ass." Z stops dancing and goes off to the side, "lipsyncing" to the "fake" couple of Julian and Vernon.
"Maybe if we both lived in a different world..."
Julian has his finger on Vernon's chest, smirking sexily because he's very much enjoying performing with Vernon and "playing these characters". Vernon's walking backward and hits the wall, Julian gets in his face with an expression like "yeah, I got you back NOW" (playing the role of the scorned boyfriend). Z's still "lipsyncing" as the "narrator" of this story between her two dancers.
"It would be all good and baby, I could be your girl..."
Julian turns around, like he's leaving Vernon and in an interesting twist, Vernon grabs Julian's arm--pulling him back to him and kissing him like whoa! Julian is shocked, this isn't part of the routine...but he goes with it and the two start kissing passionately even if it's only for a few seconds.Terrance looks pissed off. Stony looks like "mmhmm, I knew he wanted him!" And Darnell has even stopped kissing his booty call for the night to look at the long, anticipated Julian/Vernon first kiss.
"Cause we don't..."
Z, Vernon, and Julian go into a sickning dance break and continue dancing. They finish the performance and the crowd goes wild, giving a standing ovation. Julian, Z, and Vernon look happy...Julian's smile however fades when he sees the look on Terrance's face and than watches helplessly as his boyfriend gets up from the table and leaves the club. The flowers he brought for Julian still on the table.
"You're a woma-niz-er, baby!"
End of Scene.
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Secrets-Interior
Everyone is starting to get seated, the lights are low except for the ones on the dance floor. Terrance comes in with a bouquet of flowers, having gotten Julian's text earlier about Vernon replacing him in Z's performance. Terrace looks excited to see his baby do his thing and spots Stony and Darnell sitting at a table, Darnel is kissing up on some random guy, not pay attention to the introduction of Zaynah.
Stony
Hey, you got here just in time, they're about to perform.
Terrance
(excited)
Yeah, I rushed from my meeting to get here, our wives are about to kill it!
Angel Sheridan
And now everyone for your VIEWING pleasure, we're gonna bring you lights, we're gonna bring you dazzle but most importantly...we're gonna bring you our new sexyyyy bartender that I've already had the pleasure of pleasuring...
(shyly)
Oops, I mean meeting. He's making his FIRST debut here at Secrets as one of Zaynah's new dancers...
(like a smitten school girl)
And my future husband's name is Vernon, if any--one was wondering.
Terrance doesn't look like he's happy to hear about Vernon dancing with Z and Julian.
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Behind the curtain, Z is decked out as Zaynah and she looks, in the signature word of the "Boyfriendz"--SICKNING! Julian and Vernon are also wearing customes (black tanks, black booty shorts, and black sneakers). Vernon looks nervous as hell while Julian looks excited though. The crowd is going wild.
Vernon
(hiding nerves)
Wow, people really wanna see Z, huh? First drag show, got the nerves? Listen, what I said tonight I...
Julian
Vernon, please. I NEED to focus.
"Zaynah" finally speaks, snapping her head to look back at them.
Z
And I NEED to know what the HELL is going on! But I will beat BOTH of you within an inch of YOUR lives if you mess up my show!
Julian and Vernon both straighten up, getting ready to perform at Z's demand.
Angel SheridanAnd without further delay...Zaynah!
"La La La, La La--La La La..."
Z begins to perform "If U Seek Amy".
Z
(lipsyncing)
"Oh baby, baby...(points to Julian)
Have ya seen Amy tonight?"
Z begins to perform to the left of the stage with the spotlight on her while Julian and Vernon are leaning against a wall on the right side of the stage with Vernon leaning over Julian, his hand on the wall. They are...very close to each other, Terrance shifts in his seat at their closeness.
Terrance
Heyyy um, this aint what we practiced, Stony, what's...
(getting uncomfortable)
Wh--what's this? Why he all over my boo like that?
Stony
Ohhhh yeah. Julian had to--change some of the choreography since Vernon's like Usher of the gay world or something, all these boys are jealoussss of Julian.
Terrance
What for? V-8 can't do it like ME...
(standing up from the chair)
Let me go up there and do my thing...
Darnell breaks away from kissing the guy that he's been kissing, pulling Terrance back into his seat.
Darnel
lOh nooo, we heard about you no rhythm nation.
Blaring sirens are heard as the song changes into "Womanizer". Z, Vernon, and Julian are doing great dance moves and a very clean routine. Throughout the performance, Vernon and Julian are "fighting", playing the roles of a broken up couple, Vernon's "womanized" Julian and now Julian, along with Z's help is "getting him back by kicking his ass." Z stops dancing and goes off to the side, "lipsyncing" to the "fake" couple of Julian and Vernon.
"Maybe if we both lived in a different world..."
Julian has his finger on Vernon's chest, smirking sexily because he's very much enjoying performing with Vernon and "playing these characters". Vernon's walking backward and hits the wall, Julian gets in his face with an expression like "yeah, I got you back NOW" (playing the role of the scorned boyfriend). Z's still "lipsyncing" as the "narrator" of this story between her two dancers.
"It would be all good and baby, I could be your girl..."
Julian turns around, like he's leaving Vernon and in an interesting twist, Vernon grabs Julian's arm--pulling him back to him and kissing him like whoa! Julian is shocked, this isn't part of the routine...but he goes with it and the two start kissing passionately even if it's only for a few seconds.Terrance looks pissed off. Stony looks like "mmhmm, I knew he wanted him!" And Darnell has even stopped kissing his booty call for the night to look at the long, anticipated Julian/Vernon first kiss.
"Cause we don't..."
Z, Vernon, and Julian go into a sickning dance break and continue dancing. They finish the performance and the crowd goes wild, giving a standing ovation. Julian, Z, and Vernon look happy...Julian's smile however fades when he sees the look on Terrance's face and than watches helplessly as his boyfriend gets up from the table and leaves the club. The flowers he brought for Julian still on the table.
"You're a woma-niz-er, baby!"
End of Scene.
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Ep. 8, Scene 3 *The Moment You've All Been Waiting For!"
The door opens, Z walks in holding some bags, Julian and Vernon follow behind him. Julian closes the door, the two of them are also holding bags.
Z
(shocked)
Oh my God, this house is a mess, baby?! You coulda cleaned UP a little, we have...
(gestures toward Julian and Vernon with his head)
Com-pa-ny.
Stony
(looking down at the shoe)
Terrance aint no company, baby, that boy is like a fly on Julian's ass, wherever Julian go, he(looks up; sees Vernon)
Goooo...YOU'RE not Terrance, you'reeee...
(looks at Julian)
Mary, WHAT did you do now? I can't be keeping up with all these changesss and these kids...OH MY GOD, the kids!
Stony realizes he forgot the kids in the "no air" room, he runs to the back hastily.
Stony
Ya'll still breathing?
The kids sound rowdy, literally like animals and you can hear them fighting to get out of the room.
Stony
(grunting)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE...!
Darnell
Yeah, where's Terrance? And WHO invited him?
Z
I invited him, Darnell. Vernon is going to replace Terrance in the numba! He had a radio thing, thank Jesus!
(crosses arms, attitude)
So tonight is a GOOD night, you not gonna be CASTING no black shadows over MY performance with all them evil spirits!
(takes out holy water and splashes it on Darnell)
We're going to be NICE...RIGHT?
Darnell
I know you get a little crazy around performance time so I'ma let the fact that you just ruined a three hundred suit with your voodoo concoction and dock it out your pay...
(jumps up and down)
Haha, I win!
Darnell walks away to go back to sewing and talking on the phone. Julian sighs--his friends are--ridiculous. Poor Vernon, he really wasn't a bad guy, just...confused with who he was, that's all. The look on Vernon's face shows that he knows Darnell has mixed opinions about him.
Vernon
Where should we take this stuff?
Z
To the...
(snaps)
"Chamber of Beautification where the...
(snaps twice in the air)
"Goddess of Entertainment", transFORMSSS herself into the...
Stony
The bathroom, mary, he's talking BOUT THE BATHROOM!
Stony takes Z to their bedroom while Julian and Vernon go into the back, they go to open one door but you hear "animal like" growls coming from it, Julian stops.
Julian
Oh no, I forgot, the children of the corn parts 1 and 2 are in there.
Julian quickly goes to the other door which is the bathroom. Vernon follows him in and they close the door behind them. The bathroom is cluttered with hair dryers, brushes, and wigs.
"Common Denominator" starts playing softly in the background.
"When it comes to ya love their aint much to figure outtt. YOU make me feel secure in my mind, there aint no doubt, boy when I think about it, it's like you're made for meee. No matter what I'm facing, you complete my equation, common denominator..."
The bathroom's pretty small in essence so Julian and Vernon are in very close corners. Julian turns around, trying to put a bag down and ends up in Vernon's face, he smiles.
Vernon
(kind of excited)
This is crazy you know that? Your friends, they a litttle rude but that's only cause they don't know me. We wouldn't be friends if I wasn't a good guy, right? And Z likes me and he like--rules ALL of you guys, so I'm in.
Julian is a little thrown off, Vernon's acting a little weird. He turns around and happens to be looking in the mirror...Vernon is standing behind him and he can see his reflection in the mirror as well. Right...behind him. Just them. The two of them. Vernon and Julian. Julian smiles slightly, knowing that this can NOT go there.
Julian
Z is really...I can't really find the word to describe it because there isn't one, Z's just...Z. She likes things her way and yeah, she's a liiiittle high strung...
Vernon
(finishing his sentence)
But that's just who she is.Julian eyes blink a few times...
Vernon doesn't sound like Vernon. He sounds like...Vernon sighs deeply, turning Julian around to face him. He knows that this is his only chance to say it. Nothing else matters. It has to finally be said. Julian looks nervous, scared, is Vernon on drugs?
Vernon
Julian, Jewelz...I'm done lying. I want YOU. I--WANT--YOU!A burden has been lifted off his shoulders, he can finally say those words.
Julian looks like he's been hit with a stick made out of the hardest metal possible. He doesn't know what to say...he had been wanting to hear those words for so long.
Vernon
But...I know I'm too late.What?
Julian was not ready for that one either. He was kinda hoping something else would happen...VernonI realized a lot while I was gone, Julian and...you're the dude I want to...try this with...
(tries to find words; laughs slightly)
What*EVER* it is we have between us cause...
(looks into Julian's eyes)
I KNOW that we got something...I always have, I just...couldn't figure out what I was.
Julian puts his finger up signalling Vernon to stop which he does. Julian's face is just about as shocked as the viewer. After all this time? All this time? This fine ass man who he's wanted ACTUALLY wants HIM now? Something's gotta be wrong...
Julian
THIS--isn't--one of--those--day--dreams...is it?
Vernon
(smirks)
You daydream about me? That's cute, Jewelz...
Julian
Nope, it's not cause in my daydreams, we'd be kissing already.Vernon gets a sexy look on his face, all he had to do was ask. The door opens, breaking the moment between them...it's Z.
Z
You are NOW the...
(snaps twice)
"Sickning Diva of...
(serious)
I don't have TIME for this MESS tonight." If U Seekay each other on your own time, WE gotta be at the club before Big Sal eats all the corndogs I left for him...
Julian
What are the corndogs for?
Z
So he'll be distracted when I release my FRIGGIN FOG!
(like drill sergeant)
Move, move, move!
End of Scene.
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Z
(shocked)
Oh my God, this house is a mess, baby?! You coulda cleaned UP a little, we have...
(gestures toward Julian and Vernon with his head)
Com-pa-ny.
Stony
(looking down at the shoe)
Terrance aint no company, baby, that boy is like a fly on Julian's ass, wherever Julian go, he(looks up; sees Vernon)
Goooo...YOU'RE not Terrance, you'reeee...
(looks at Julian)
Mary, WHAT did you do now? I can't be keeping up with all these changesss and these kids...OH MY GOD, the kids!
Stony realizes he forgot the kids in the "no air" room, he runs to the back hastily.
Stony
Ya'll still breathing?
The kids sound rowdy, literally like animals and you can hear them fighting to get out of the room.
Stony
(grunting)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE...!
Darnell
Yeah, where's Terrance? And WHO invited him?
Z
I invited him, Darnell. Vernon is going to replace Terrance in the numba! He had a radio thing, thank Jesus!
(crosses arms, attitude)
So tonight is a GOOD night, you not gonna be CASTING no black shadows over MY performance with all them evil spirits!
(takes out holy water and splashes it on Darnell)
We're going to be NICE...RIGHT?
Darnell
I know you get a little crazy around performance time so I'ma let the fact that you just ruined a three hundred suit with your voodoo concoction and dock it out your pay...
(jumps up and down)
Haha, I win!
Darnell walks away to go back to sewing and talking on the phone. Julian sighs--his friends are--ridiculous. Poor Vernon, he really wasn't a bad guy, just...confused with who he was, that's all. The look on Vernon's face shows that he knows Darnell has mixed opinions about him.
Vernon
Where should we take this stuff?
Z
To the...
(snaps)
"Chamber of Beautification where the...
(snaps twice in the air)
"Goddess of Entertainment", transFORMSSS herself into the...
Stony
The bathroom, mary, he's talking BOUT THE BATHROOM!
Stony takes Z to their bedroom while Julian and Vernon go into the back, they go to open one door but you hear "animal like" growls coming from it, Julian stops.
Julian
Oh no, I forgot, the children of the corn parts 1 and 2 are in there.
Julian quickly goes to the other door which is the bathroom. Vernon follows him in and they close the door behind them. The bathroom is cluttered with hair dryers, brushes, and wigs.
"Common Denominator" starts playing softly in the background.
"When it comes to ya love their aint much to figure outtt. YOU make me feel secure in my mind, there aint no doubt, boy when I think about it, it's like you're made for meee. No matter what I'm facing, you complete my equation, common denominator..."
The bathroom's pretty small in essence so Julian and Vernon are in very close corners. Julian turns around, trying to put a bag down and ends up in Vernon's face, he smiles.
Vernon
(kind of excited)
This is crazy you know that? Your friends, they a litttle rude but that's only cause they don't know me. We wouldn't be friends if I wasn't a good guy, right? And Z likes me and he like--rules ALL of you guys, so I'm in.
Julian is a little thrown off, Vernon's acting a little weird. He turns around and happens to be looking in the mirror...Vernon is standing behind him and he can see his reflection in the mirror as well. Right...behind him. Just them. The two of them. Vernon and Julian. Julian smiles slightly, knowing that this can NOT go there.
Julian
Z is really...I can't really find the word to describe it because there isn't one, Z's just...Z. She likes things her way and yeah, she's a liiiittle high strung...
Vernon
(finishing his sentence)
But that's just who she is.Julian eyes blink a few times...
Vernon doesn't sound like Vernon. He sounds like...Vernon sighs deeply, turning Julian around to face him. He knows that this is his only chance to say it. Nothing else matters. It has to finally be said. Julian looks nervous, scared, is Vernon on drugs?
Vernon
Julian, Jewelz...I'm done lying. I want YOU. I--WANT--YOU!A burden has been lifted off his shoulders, he can finally say those words.
Julian looks like he's been hit with a stick made out of the hardest metal possible. He doesn't know what to say...he had been wanting to hear those words for so long.
Vernon
But...I know I'm too late.What?
Julian was not ready for that one either. He was kinda hoping something else would happen...VernonI realized a lot while I was gone, Julian and...you're the dude I want to...try this with...
(tries to find words; laughs slightly)
What*EVER* it is we have between us cause...
(looks into Julian's eyes)
I KNOW that we got something...I always have, I just...couldn't figure out what I was.
Julian puts his finger up signalling Vernon to stop which he does. Julian's face is just about as shocked as the viewer. After all this time? All this time? This fine ass man who he's wanted ACTUALLY wants HIM now? Something's gotta be wrong...
Julian
THIS--isn't--one of--those--day--dreams...is it?
Vernon
(smirks)
You daydream about me? That's cute, Jewelz...
Julian
Nope, it's not cause in my daydreams, we'd be kissing already.Vernon gets a sexy look on his face, all he had to do was ask. The door opens, breaking the moment between them...it's Z.
Z
You are NOW the...
(snaps twice)
"Sickning Diva of...
(serious)
I don't have TIME for this MESS tonight." If U Seekay each other on your own time, WE gotta be at the club before Big Sal eats all the corndogs I left for him...
Julian
What are the corndogs for?
Z
So he'll be distracted when I release my FRIGGIN FOG!
(like drill sergeant)
Move, move, move!
End of Scene.
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Ep. 8, Scene 1 *Trials of A Drag Queen*
"Love me, hate me, say what cha what about me, but all of the boys and all of the girls, are begging to If U Seek Amy, love me, hate me but can't cha see what I see? All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to If U Seek Amy..."
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"If U Seek Amy" by Britney Spears plays in the background. It's been a month since "Out of Left Field". Z is walking next to a rather hefty sized man who has an assistant with a big brown bag that he's holding. The assistant isn't speaking, just walking along side Big Sal. Julian and Terrance also happen to be in the club doing something near the corner.
Z
So, I need the strobe lights hung up over HERE...
(points somewhere on the ceiling)
Theeee fog machine over here...
Big Sal
(eating a corndog; deep Russian accent)
I already told you, baaa-byyyy...NO--FRIGGIN FOG!
Z
Sal! This is my PRE-birthday show, Zaynah hasn't graced the crowd with her...
(snaps)
Sickning appearance in a minute, I gotta show these girls how to put on a show which means I gotta BRING IT, honey!
(snaps; than pouts)
And plus it's not fair that you give all these other hot messes bookings every other night but the most...
(snaps twice)
Sickning "Goddess of Entertainment" has to jump through hurdles JUST to get some damn fog...
Big Sal
(still eating)
Baaaa-byyy, don't make me repeat self. I told you...
(takes a big bite of the corndog)
NO--FRIGGIN' FOG!
Big Sal walks away with his assistant, still eating.
Z goes over to Julian and Terrance.
Z
And how are WE doing on dance central command, you sickning...
(snaps)
"Diva of Choreography"?
Julian raises his eyebrows like "not good" while Terrance looks like he's been struggling with the dance routine Julian has been trying to teach him for the past, ohhhh two hours? However...Terrance thinks he's doing a really good job.
Terrance
(confident)
I ALLLMOST...
(does a series of crazy looking dance moves)
Got it!
(spins)
Right boo?
Julian looks at him, he's so cute and he can't bear to tell him the truth.
Julian
(trying to find a word)
You were something else, baby, deeeefinitely something else--NOT of this world.
Terrance
(smiles; thinking it's a compliment)
Anything for my little Hot Pocket! I know I'm not THAT good of a dancer but your friend needed my help and you know I can't turn you down when you...
(suggestively)
Do that thing you do.
Julian looks embarrassed in front of Z, that's supposed to be for the bedroom.
Terrance
Plus, wearing a suit all day, youuu don't really get time to Shake Ya Pom Pom like Missy but...(does some more crazy moves)
I works it outttt!Julian kisses him, he's so cute and silly, just pure perfection.
Terrance
I'ma get summin to sippy sip on, take me one of those "fives" you DANCERS be talking bout. I don't see why you guys take so many breaks, babe, dancing's not THAT hard!
Terrance is out of breath like he's been working hard but in reality, he doesn't know any of the dance and just thinks he's doing so well. He walks off to the bar. Z is looking at Julian crazily.
Z
Now I LOVE--the sickning "Savior of the day slash vice president" of...
(snaps again)
DANCE command central but...
Z looks back at Terrance, who smiles at him and Z, takes a drink of his water and wipes his forehead like "damn, I'm worn out."
Z
Terrance must be sippin on that sizzzurp if he think he got the routine down.
(under his breath)
What the HELL was that indian rain dance he was doing? I thought he was trying to...
Z mimics the crazy moves that Terrance was doing.
Z
Summon the power of the water Gods and make the sprinklers go off, mary! We NEED another dancer.
Julian
I know, I know, and I've been trying, Z! Terrance just has three left feet.
Z
(confused)
THREE--left feet? Don't you mean two left...
Julian
(cutting him off)
No, mary, THREE--left feet. Yes, my boyfriend sucks THAT bad! But...
(smiles; looking at Terrance's body)
He makes up for that in every, other way possible...
(shaking his head)
I don't know how much longer I can refrain from...
(hears the song playing in the background)
"If U Seek A-ing" him.
Z
We don't have TIME to be worrying about YOUR sex life. We ALL know you been waiting to jump the boy's bones for the past month now so just do it already!
(grabs Julian's shoulders)
It's ooook, he's your boyfriend, it's NOTTTT slutty or whorish to...
(sings "The Business" by Yung Berg & Casha)
"Give him the business, give the business, give him the business, you give him the business!"
Julian puts a hand up, his face screaming "ohhh no". Z gives him a look and than stops singing thought he hits Z hard in the arm.
Z
The show is tonight, Julian, what are we gonna do, girl?! Where are we gonna find another dancer?!
Julian
(rubbing his arm; shocked)
Why did you hit me?!
Z
Because you made me waste a precious TWO minutes of brain activity on that little rant about you being a ridiculous celibacy! I could have USED that time more wisely, to figure out how I'ma EXPLAIN to Big Sal that I'm...
Terrance is dancing to the music, very off beat by the bar. He's really into it which is why it's pretty sad. Z has a "that's a shame" look on his face.
Z
(shaking his head)
Using a child from the special school as one of my dancers cause that's the ONLY thing that will explain why that poor boy moves the way he does.
"Amnesia" by Britney Spears begins to play.
"I forgot my name, I forgot my telephone number, if he wanna see me, he don't even know it, I forgot my address. Damsel in distress. I forgot my boyfriend was the one that had brought me this rockkk. I get amnesia when I'm standing next to you-oh-oh..."
Someone walks into the club...it's Vernon! He has a bookbag on his shoulder, his hair is in tied down in a durag and he spots Julian. Julian sees Vernon as well, what is he doing here? They've been keeping in touch but haven't really been seeing each other a lot since Julian got serious with Terrance and Vernon lost his job. Not having seen his friend in a while, Julian goes up to him and hugs Vernon happily, Vernon this time, has no problem hugging Julian back.
End of Scene.
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"If U Seek Amy" by Britney Spears plays in the background. It's been a month since "Out of Left Field". Z is walking next to a rather hefty sized man who has an assistant with a big brown bag that he's holding. The assistant isn't speaking, just walking along side Big Sal. Julian and Terrance also happen to be in the club doing something near the corner.
Z
So, I need the strobe lights hung up over HERE...
(points somewhere on the ceiling)
Theeee fog machine over here...
Big Sal
(eating a corndog; deep Russian accent)
I already told you, baaa-byyyy...NO--FRIGGIN FOG!
Z
Sal! This is my PRE-birthday show, Zaynah hasn't graced the crowd with her...
(snaps)
Sickning appearance in a minute, I gotta show these girls how to put on a show which means I gotta BRING IT, honey!
(snaps; than pouts)
And plus it's not fair that you give all these other hot messes bookings every other night but the most...
(snaps twice)
Sickning "Goddess of Entertainment" has to jump through hurdles JUST to get some damn fog...
Big Sal
(still eating)
Baaaa-byyy, don't make me repeat self. I told you...
(takes a big bite of the corndog)
NO--FRIGGIN' FOG!
Big Sal walks away with his assistant, still eating.
Z goes over to Julian and Terrance.
Z
And how are WE doing on dance central command, you sickning...
(snaps)
"Diva of Choreography"?
Julian raises his eyebrows like "not good" while Terrance looks like he's been struggling with the dance routine Julian has been trying to teach him for the past, ohhhh two hours? However...Terrance thinks he's doing a really good job.
Terrance
(confident)
I ALLLMOST...
(does a series of crazy looking dance moves)
Got it!
(spins)
Right boo?
Julian looks at him, he's so cute and he can't bear to tell him the truth.
Julian
(trying to find a word)
You were something else, baby, deeeefinitely something else--NOT of this world.
Terrance
(smiles; thinking it's a compliment)
Anything for my little Hot Pocket! I know I'm not THAT good of a dancer but your friend needed my help and you know I can't turn you down when you...
(suggestively)
Do that thing you do.
Julian looks embarrassed in front of Z, that's supposed to be for the bedroom.
Terrance
Plus, wearing a suit all day, youuu don't really get time to Shake Ya Pom Pom like Missy but...(does some more crazy moves)
I works it outttt!Julian kisses him, he's so cute and silly, just pure perfection.
Terrance
I'ma get summin to sippy sip on, take me one of those "fives" you DANCERS be talking bout. I don't see why you guys take so many breaks, babe, dancing's not THAT hard!
Terrance is out of breath like he's been working hard but in reality, he doesn't know any of the dance and just thinks he's doing so well. He walks off to the bar. Z is looking at Julian crazily.
Z
Now I LOVE--the sickning "Savior of the day slash vice president" of...
(snaps again)
DANCE command central but...
Z looks back at Terrance, who smiles at him and Z, takes a drink of his water and wipes his forehead like "damn, I'm worn out."
Z
Terrance must be sippin on that sizzzurp if he think he got the routine down.
(under his breath)
What the HELL was that indian rain dance he was doing? I thought he was trying to...
Z mimics the crazy moves that Terrance was doing.
Z
Summon the power of the water Gods and make the sprinklers go off, mary! We NEED another dancer.
Julian
I know, I know, and I've been trying, Z! Terrance just has three left feet.
Z
(confused)
THREE--left feet? Don't you mean two left...
Julian
(cutting him off)
No, mary, THREE--left feet. Yes, my boyfriend sucks THAT bad! But...
(smiles; looking at Terrance's body)
He makes up for that in every, other way possible...
(shaking his head)
I don't know how much longer I can refrain from...
(hears the song playing in the background)
"If U Seek A-ing" him.
Z
We don't have TIME to be worrying about YOUR sex life. We ALL know you been waiting to jump the boy's bones for the past month now so just do it already!
(grabs Julian's shoulders)
It's ooook, he's your boyfriend, it's NOTTTT slutty or whorish to...
(sings "The Business" by Yung Berg & Casha)
"Give him the business, give the business, give him the business, you give him the business!"
Julian puts a hand up, his face screaming "ohhh no". Z gives him a look and than stops singing thought he hits Z hard in the arm.
Z
The show is tonight, Julian, what are we gonna do, girl?! Where are we gonna find another dancer?!
Julian
(rubbing his arm; shocked)
Why did you hit me?!
Z
Because you made me waste a precious TWO minutes of brain activity on that little rant about you being a ridiculous celibacy! I could have USED that time more wisely, to figure out how I'ma EXPLAIN to Big Sal that I'm...
Terrance is dancing to the music, very off beat by the bar. He's really into it which is why it's pretty sad. Z has a "that's a shame" look on his face.
Z
(shaking his head)
Using a child from the special school as one of my dancers cause that's the ONLY thing that will explain why that poor boy moves the way he does.
"Amnesia" by Britney Spears begins to play.
"I forgot my name, I forgot my telephone number, if he wanna see me, he don't even know it, I forgot my address. Damsel in distress. I forgot my boyfriend was the one that had brought me this rockkk. I get amnesia when I'm standing next to you-oh-oh..."
Someone walks into the club...it's Vernon! He has a bookbag on his shoulder, his hair is in tied down in a durag and he spots Julian. Julian sees Vernon as well, what is he doing here? They've been keeping in touch but haven't really been seeing each other a lot since Julian got serious with Terrance and Vernon lost his job. Not having seen his friend in a while, Julian goes up to him and hugs Vernon happily, Vernon this time, has no problem hugging Julian back.
End of Scene.
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Julian's Thoughts (Ep 7)
So it all came out in the open, Vernon--he's possibly gay And I still really don't know how to digest that.
TEQUILA is death people! It made Stony spill like Niagra Falls, on everyone! He told my boyfriend that he's a rebound and he's really not...I thought...he may have been too for a few minutes but I realized that I can't live in the past. Or the what ifs. Vernon is the guy of my dreams, the MAN of my dreams and I wish that...nothing. I don't wish anything because I have Terrence, who knows what he wants and that's me :).
Darnell...is a little bit of a mess as usual. Dating Malik, the competition, but he will never admit to it. And the guy is playing him lovely and Darnell's just kind of--taking it. I've never seen that before.
It was funny to see Z and Darnell working together to "protect" me all this time though. They've known about Vernon and "the gay porn secret from hell" for a long time and didn't tell me...thanks Stony.
Good day!
TEQUILA is death people! It made Stony spill like Niagra Falls, on everyone! He told my boyfriend that he's a rebound and he's really not...I thought...he may have been too for a few minutes but I realized that I can't live in the past. Or the what ifs. Vernon is the guy of my dreams, the MAN of my dreams and I wish that...nothing. I don't wish anything because I have Terrence, who knows what he wants and that's me :).
Darnell...is a little bit of a mess as usual. Dating Malik, the competition, but he will never admit to it. And the guy is playing him lovely and Darnell's just kind of--taking it. I've never seen that before.
It was funny to see Z and Darnell working together to "protect" me all this time though. They've known about Vernon and "the gay porn secret from hell" for a long time and didn't tell me...thanks Stony.
Good day!
*Tequila Aftermath* Scene 6 & 7, Ep 7
Scene 6
"Cause we be--longgggg, togeeee-ther, now, yeaaaa! Forever uniiiii-ted, herrrrre some--howww, yeaaa! You got a pieeeeece of me! Anddd honnnnestly! My life! My life! Would suck! Would suck! Withouuuut youuuu!
Lisa's-Interior-Table
"My Life Would Suck Without You" by Kelly Clarkson plays in the background. Z, Stony, and Julian are at a table and Darnell comes in, sitting down next to Julian.
Darnell
Ok, I'm here, let's get this over with, who wants to fight me first?
Z
Nobody wants to fight you, Leyla Ali, stop acting like you gangsta.
Darnell
(sighs; looking at Julian)
I've been thinking and I didn't do ANYTHINg wrong. I thought I was doing a good thing as a friend by not telling you that I interviewed Vernon's ex-girlfriend and she told me that she found gay porn in his computer.
Julian
(shocked)
Gay porn? Vernon HAS gay porn?
Darnell
Just a couple of those really hood boy titles, Pitbull Productions, Tiger Tyson, Supreme, you know, all my homeboys.
Z
And when I hung out with him that day at the "Breaker Breaker" place...I did get a really big, "homo" sexual vibe from him.
Darnell
And we didn't wanna tell you all this cause--we remembered how hurt you were when you THOUGHT that Vernon was completely straight after he RUDELY showed you how he straight he was when he had sex on top of your head!
Stony
In Vernon's defense, he didn't know that criminal number one and criminal number two were even there.
Z
(to Stony)
Criminal number one's about to commit crime number two if you keep giving all these other boys compliments.
(to Julian)
Julian...when you first met Vernon we all saw where it was going, YOU saw where it was going and than you got hurt--but you picked yourself back up. And, you even got your "friend"...
(to Stony; under his breath)
Although, we ALL know he will never be JUST a friend...
Julian
I'm SITTING right here! Talk to me! You guys HAVE to stop treating me like I'm a baby, I can walk on my own two feet and deal with big, scary gay world. Now yeah, Vernon could be gay, that's great! And in the past, MAYBE I COULD have been with him but I have a guy in my life NOW--that I care about and who--puts up with all of my weird, odd, awkward tendencies and...
Julian looks at the charm bracelet Terrance gave him, wow, he really DOES have feelings for him.
Julian
(coming to a conclusion)
And he deserves to know that he's not a rebound. Terrance is not a rebound.
Stony
I'm sorry, mary, you know how Tequila makes me loose like it's the goose...if you're happy with Terrance, than I'm happy for you.
Z
We ALL are.
Darnell
(smiling)
But me, MOST. Just cause I wanna be better than them.
Julian smiles, thankful that he and his friends can still get along after a fight like the one they had.
Julian
Can you guys all promise me that from now on that's how it'll be? No more secrets between us?
Z/Darnell/StonyAgreed.
Z
And since we're being all truthful...
(to Darnell)
How come you didn't tell me about Kasey putting his nasty, crusty lips on my husband earlier?!
Darnell
Cause! As much as I DON'T like you and think that Stony can do ten times better? I don't know...I feel like we've--bonded more in the work place.Z is actually touched by that.
Julian
Awww, so you were trying to protect his feelings, Darnelllll, you're growing.
Darnell
Growing? I just didn't wanna have my name in a scandal! cause I KNEW if I told her, she would end up having to take off from work for her court dates and I don't want no temp messes up my good dysfunction!
They all laugh, knowing that Darnell is playing.
Scene 7
"Ya changed my wholeee liii-iii-iife. Don't know whatcha doiiiing to meeee, with your lovvvee. I'm feeling all superhuman, you did that to me, super human heart lives in me, no-thing can stop me here with youuuu. Super humannnn, feel so, su-per, hu-man..."
The Park-Pond
"Superhuman" by Chris Brown and Keri Hilson plays in the background. Julian is sitting on a bench, looking out at the water, throwing rocks into it. He's thinking about his life and far he's come but...Vernon's still on his mind. However, he knows that what's meant to be is meant to be and unfortunately doesn't fall into that category. Terrance suddenly walks over to him, having found him finally.
Terrance
Hey, this seat taken?
Julian looks over, happy and surprised to see Terrance.
Julian
(nicely)
It's a public park, I don't see why not.
Terrance sits down, picking up rocks and throwing them into the pond.
Terrance
(paused)
I was engaged.
Julian looks surprised by that.
Julian
Really? I--I didn't know.
Terrance
Cause I don't talk about it much.
Julian
(sighs)
Painful memories. What happened?
TerranceBout a year a go he bounced on me for his ex, broke off our engagement and headed straight to the ATL. Never looked back.
Julian feels horrible for Terrance, he rubs his shoulder comfortingly.
Terrance
You wanted to know WHY I was so upset about your reaction to finding out about Vernon...it's because...I think you could be something special for me. And I'll be damned if anyone takes that away from me. Especially a chump who had his chance at greatness and let it go for WHATEVER the reason.
Julian smiles, he's never been someone's something special before and it feels good to have Terrance be the one to tell him those words.
Julian
I was telling my friends...in another life, in another place...I would have jumped at the chance to run back and find out what WOULD have happened with Vernon but...
(touches Terrance's face)
Not today. Not THIS Julian.
Terrance puts his arm around Julian and Julian lays his head on Terrance's chest. Terrance got his boo officially and he feels that now, he couldn't be a happier man.
Terrance
Oh word? So you just like Sasha Fiercy, huh?
(talking out to the water)
My boo got two different sides to him, he tryna be like Beyonce, can we sayyyy, biter?
Julian
(hits him on the chest)
You so silly, boy, I swear.
Terrance
(acting cool)
So, I'm just--you know, a little curious about um, what THIS Julian's going to do? The one that's living for today, what's he gonna do?
(poking Julian playfully in the stomach)
You got me anxious with that little diatribe you had going on there...
Julian
(laughing; trying to stop him)
THIS Julian...
(holds Terrance's hand; interlocks their fingers)
IS going to run...
Terrance smirks, waiting for him to finish.
JulianBut he's going to run to Terrance. The man who he knows wants to give him everything that I want to give him. That is until you start getting comfortable and wanting to show yo ass, than I'ma have to borrow Z's bat and regulate.
Terrance laughs and they kiss lightly, finally feeling like a real couple. Julian throws another rock in the water and it bounces off of a "log". Suddenly, Terrance and Julian's heads tilt to the side, are they seeing right?
Julian
(slowly)
Now, I watch the Discovery Channel sometimes and they say that alligators sometimes resemble logs.
Terrance
(scared)
Uh huh.
Julian
I'm trying to figure out if those are eyes or rocks...
Terrance
(getting up slowly)
I'm still trying to figure out why we still sitting here...They hear a growl...yup, it's not a log.
Terrance
Baby, I think we should...
Terrance looks over but doesn't see Julian there. He turns to the other side and sees Julian hauling ass.
End of Episode.
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"Cause we be--longgggg, togeeee-ther, now, yeaaaa! Forever uniiiii-ted, herrrrre some--howww, yeaaa! You got a pieeeeece of me! Anddd honnnnestly! My life! My life! Would suck! Would suck! Withouuuut youuuu!
Lisa's-Interior-Table
"My Life Would Suck Without You" by Kelly Clarkson plays in the background. Z, Stony, and Julian are at a table and Darnell comes in, sitting down next to Julian.
Darnell
Ok, I'm here, let's get this over with, who wants to fight me first?
Z
Nobody wants to fight you, Leyla Ali, stop acting like you gangsta.
Darnell
(sighs; looking at Julian)
I've been thinking and I didn't do ANYTHINg wrong. I thought I was doing a good thing as a friend by not telling you that I interviewed Vernon's ex-girlfriend and she told me that she found gay porn in his computer.
Julian
(shocked)
Gay porn? Vernon HAS gay porn?
Darnell
Just a couple of those really hood boy titles, Pitbull Productions, Tiger Tyson, Supreme, you know, all my homeboys.
Z
And when I hung out with him that day at the "Breaker Breaker" place...I did get a really big, "homo" sexual vibe from him.
Darnell
And we didn't wanna tell you all this cause--we remembered how hurt you were when you THOUGHT that Vernon was completely straight after he RUDELY showed you how he straight he was when he had sex on top of your head!
Stony
In Vernon's defense, he didn't know that criminal number one and criminal number two were even there.
Z
(to Stony)
Criminal number one's about to commit crime number two if you keep giving all these other boys compliments.
(to Julian)
Julian...when you first met Vernon we all saw where it was going, YOU saw where it was going and than you got hurt--but you picked yourself back up. And, you even got your "friend"...
(to Stony; under his breath)
Although, we ALL know he will never be JUST a friend...
Julian
I'm SITTING right here! Talk to me! You guys HAVE to stop treating me like I'm a baby, I can walk on my own two feet and deal with big, scary gay world. Now yeah, Vernon could be gay, that's great! And in the past, MAYBE I COULD have been with him but I have a guy in my life NOW--that I care about and who--puts up with all of my weird, odd, awkward tendencies and...
Julian looks at the charm bracelet Terrance gave him, wow, he really DOES have feelings for him.
Julian
(coming to a conclusion)
And he deserves to know that he's not a rebound. Terrance is not a rebound.
Stony
I'm sorry, mary, you know how Tequila makes me loose like it's the goose...if you're happy with Terrance, than I'm happy for you.
Z
We ALL are.
Darnell
(smiling)
But me, MOST. Just cause I wanna be better than them.
Julian smiles, thankful that he and his friends can still get along after a fight like the one they had.
Julian
Can you guys all promise me that from now on that's how it'll be? No more secrets between us?
Z/Darnell/StonyAgreed.
Z
And since we're being all truthful...
(to Darnell)
How come you didn't tell me about Kasey putting his nasty, crusty lips on my husband earlier?!
Darnell
Cause! As much as I DON'T like you and think that Stony can do ten times better? I don't know...I feel like we've--bonded more in the work place.Z is actually touched by that.
Julian
Awww, so you were trying to protect his feelings, Darnelllll, you're growing.
Darnell
Growing? I just didn't wanna have my name in a scandal! cause I KNEW if I told her, she would end up having to take off from work for her court dates and I don't want no temp messes up my good dysfunction!
They all laugh, knowing that Darnell is playing.
Scene 7
"Ya changed my wholeee liii-iii-iife. Don't know whatcha doiiiing to meeee, with your lovvvee. I'm feeling all superhuman, you did that to me, super human heart lives in me, no-thing can stop me here with youuuu. Super humannnn, feel so, su-per, hu-man..."
The Park-Pond
"Superhuman" by Chris Brown and Keri Hilson plays in the background. Julian is sitting on a bench, looking out at the water, throwing rocks into it. He's thinking about his life and far he's come but...Vernon's still on his mind. However, he knows that what's meant to be is meant to be and unfortunately doesn't fall into that category. Terrance suddenly walks over to him, having found him finally.
Terrance
Hey, this seat taken?
Julian looks over, happy and surprised to see Terrance.
Julian
(nicely)
It's a public park, I don't see why not.
Terrance sits down, picking up rocks and throwing them into the pond.
Terrance
(paused)
I was engaged.
Julian looks surprised by that.
Julian
Really? I--I didn't know.
Terrance
Cause I don't talk about it much.
Julian
(sighs)
Painful memories. What happened?
TerranceBout a year a go he bounced on me for his ex, broke off our engagement and headed straight to the ATL. Never looked back.
Julian feels horrible for Terrance, he rubs his shoulder comfortingly.
Terrance
You wanted to know WHY I was so upset about your reaction to finding out about Vernon...it's because...I think you could be something special for me. And I'll be damned if anyone takes that away from me. Especially a chump who had his chance at greatness and let it go for WHATEVER the reason.
Julian smiles, he's never been someone's something special before and it feels good to have Terrance be the one to tell him those words.
Julian
I was telling my friends...in another life, in another place...I would have jumped at the chance to run back and find out what WOULD have happened with Vernon but...
(touches Terrance's face)
Not today. Not THIS Julian.
Terrance puts his arm around Julian and Julian lays his head on Terrance's chest. Terrance got his boo officially and he feels that now, he couldn't be a happier man.
Terrance
Oh word? So you just like Sasha Fiercy, huh?
(talking out to the water)
My boo got two different sides to him, he tryna be like Beyonce, can we sayyyy, biter?
Julian
(hits him on the chest)
You so silly, boy, I swear.
Terrance
(acting cool)
So, I'm just--you know, a little curious about um, what THIS Julian's going to do? The one that's living for today, what's he gonna do?
(poking Julian playfully in the stomach)
You got me anxious with that little diatribe you had going on there...
Julian
(laughing; trying to stop him)
THIS Julian...
(holds Terrance's hand; interlocks their fingers)
IS going to run...
Terrance smirks, waiting for him to finish.
JulianBut he's going to run to Terrance. The man who he knows wants to give him everything that I want to give him. That is until you start getting comfortable and wanting to show yo ass, than I'ma have to borrow Z's bat and regulate.
Terrance laughs and they kiss lightly, finally feeling like a real couple. Julian throws another rock in the water and it bounces off of a "log". Suddenly, Terrance and Julian's heads tilt to the side, are they seeing right?
Julian
(slowly)
Now, I watch the Discovery Channel sometimes and they say that alligators sometimes resemble logs.
Terrance
(scared)
Uh huh.
Julian
I'm trying to figure out if those are eyes or rocks...
Terrance
(getting up slowly)
I'm still trying to figure out why we still sitting here...They hear a growl...yup, it's not a log.
Terrance
Baby, I think we should...
Terrance looks over but doesn't see Julian there. He turns to the other side and sees Julian hauling ass.
End of Episode.
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