I am still in shock...I didn't even think I would end up like one of those dumb bitches on Tyra..no damn, Tyra, one of those dumb bitches on Maury! Stony cheated on me1 He cheated on me! With Kasey! The security guard that I KNEW was up to something! Ugh, I don't know who to kill first if Kasey couldn't get me kicked out of here I would so go into that community room right now and do some community service!
And poor Julian, not only did Stony ruin our relationship but he ruined Julian's with Terrence! Telling that poor he was a rebound? Julina and Terrence are really good together and I LOVE that he's happy but now that he knows about Vernon and the "gay" possibilities? I don't know if it's made things worse for them, Terrence is a really nice guy...
And than this trick ass, smut, ass giving away Darnell, I had to give it to him sickeningly! He knew all this time about Stony and didn't tell me!...I guess it could be karma for me keeping things from Julian...I don't know what to do, going to cry myself to sleep.
Friday, September 11, 2009
*Tequila & Guilt Don't Mix Pt.2*, Scene 2
Scene 2
Continuation from previous scene"If that boy don't love you by nowwww, he will never ever, never ever love you, he will never ever, never ever love you, ohhh..."
Stony/Z's Apartment-Interior-Living Room
"Never Ever" by Ciara plays in the background. Stony has just told Terrance that Julian is using him as a rebound...from who you ask? Darnell and Z don't, they know what Stony's talking about.
Z
Baby, you've been putting them back like Tara Reid, if you had boobs the paparrazi would be all over ya, I think it's time you go to bed.
Z starts to move Stony because he doesn't want him to run his mouth anymore.
Julian
Wait, wait. I wanna hear this.
Darnell
And so do I.
Stony
Vernon! These two, keep shut bitches over here didn't wanna tell you that ya man COULDA been ya man cause they didn't want you to get hurt and you fell into Terrance's silly ass grinning's face, you are ALWAYS smiling what the hell is THAT about?
Terrance is no longer smiling and puts his arm around Julian, protectively. Stony's drunk, Julian's his boo but...what's he talking bout "rebound"?
Julian
(confused)
Vernon? Are you talking about Vernon?
Julian may have been a little tipsy but he was sober enough to understand what Darnell meant. Vernon could have been his man?
Julian
Stony, you HAVE been drinking a lot and trust me, I KNOW how it is, when you're drunk you say and do outrageous stuff, um...
(raises hand)
Pee on the wall incident a couple of Tequila nights ago? Guilty. So I know that you're just...
Stony
I'm not just NOTHING, Vernon likes boys! He likes the boys hunnay, he likes the boys!
(raises his hands in the air like "Thank God it's out)
Oh my God somebody needs to it finally! THIS...
(points at Julian and Terrance)
Is not right...
(to Terrance)
No offense to you, you're wonderful, GREAT taste in clothes too but...
(to Julian)
You belong with...
Darnell
(puts a finger up to stop Stony)
Don't you DARE, Stony! I'm warning you, do NOT--say anything about...
Stony
About who? Vernon? The store clerk? The boy that Julian wants to death and who want him back but don't wanna tell this boy cause they scared he might get his heart hurt? LET him BE happy!
Julian is starting to sober up more now and his old fantasies of Vernon being gay and being with him start to resurface.
Julian
(looking at Darnell & Z)
WHAT is HE talking about? SOMEBODY better start talking otherwise
(holds stomach)
I'ma paint the town all types of colors when I upchuck cause my nerves are shot!
Z's been wanting to say something for a long time and finally feels that he can get it out.
Z
Ok, ok! I confess! Me and Darnell found out that Vernon COULD have possibly been into you BUT we didn't TELL you because we thought that you had already been hurt enough by the mixed signals and whatnot...
(hands him fake money)
Money?
Julian's head is spinning...the word rebound...Vernon LIKED him?...no, this wasn't happening. Terrance was here and that's all that mattered. But they knew.
Julian
You guys knew? And you didn't tell me? I could have been with Vernon and you DIDN'T tell me?!
Terrance looks hurt by that but Julian doesn't notice.
Z
Darnell swore me to secrecy! You know how good he is at putting subliminal messages in people's heads, he's down with the "get down", girl.
Julian looks at Darnell like "how dare you?". Terrance sees that Julian is getting upset and sits up, moving his arm from around Julian.
Darnell
Don't look at me like that, I did it to help you! Vernon wasn't good for you!
Stony
Oh, if you lie anymore your nose is gonna be the size of a seven foot tall basketball player's penis at seven in the morning, ya did it cause you was jealous that Julian was actually gonna be with somebody and YOU were gonna be the odd one out this time, ohhh, you just so...
(shaking his head)
So trife, mary, ohhhh, a mess...
Darnell
Oh, I'm a mess but YOU the one kissing security guards behind your wife's back?
Everyone's mouth drops at that bit of information, especially Stony.
Z
(shocked)
What?!
(mad)
Darnell, DON'T be trying to mess up my happy home just cause YOU can't deal with the fact that you met a man whose better at playing the game than you are, we ALL know that "business" Malik is outside on the phone with? Is the next trick he's "playing board games" with and it's pissing--you--off but you DON'T wanna say anything. And DON'T tell me I'm lying cause ya told Julian that you found the text messages in his phone and Julian told ME, YES the gay chain works BOTH ways--honey!
Stony
You left before that even happened, mary...
Stony covers his mouth with his hand, SHIT! Z's eyes widen, he can't believe it's true! Julian looks like he's about to be sick, his mind is racing with the what ifs, what could have beens, his bestfriends boyfriend is cheating on him? The thought that messed his stomach up even more is that he could have had Vernon if he just said something. Terrance doesn't know how to feel, is what Julian's friends say true? Is Julian just using him? Terrance sees that Julian doesn't look too well.
Terrance
You don't look too good, let's um...
(sighs)
Let's get out of here.
Julian stands up and his face looks like he's about to puke.
Julian
(holding back vomit)
Aw damn! The bouncy, bouncy juice got me!
Julian runs to the bathroom.
Is Z going to kill Stony?
Is Malik really playing Darnell out?
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Continuation from previous scene"If that boy don't love you by nowwww, he will never ever, never ever love you, he will never ever, never ever love you, ohhh..."
Stony/Z's Apartment-Interior-Living Room
"Never Ever" by Ciara plays in the background. Stony has just told Terrance that Julian is using him as a rebound...from who you ask? Darnell and Z don't, they know what Stony's talking about.
Z
Baby, you've been putting them back like Tara Reid, if you had boobs the paparrazi would be all over ya, I think it's time you go to bed.
Z starts to move Stony because he doesn't want him to run his mouth anymore.
Julian
Wait, wait. I wanna hear this.
Darnell
And so do I.
Stony
Vernon! These two, keep shut bitches over here didn't wanna tell you that ya man COULDA been ya man cause they didn't want you to get hurt and you fell into Terrance's silly ass grinning's face, you are ALWAYS smiling what the hell is THAT about?
Terrance is no longer smiling and puts his arm around Julian, protectively. Stony's drunk, Julian's his boo but...what's he talking bout "rebound"?
Julian
(confused)
Vernon? Are you talking about Vernon?
Julian may have been a little tipsy but he was sober enough to understand what Darnell meant. Vernon could have been his man?
Julian
Stony, you HAVE been drinking a lot and trust me, I KNOW how it is, when you're drunk you say and do outrageous stuff, um...
(raises hand)
Pee on the wall incident a couple of Tequila nights ago? Guilty. So I know that you're just...
Stony
I'm not just NOTHING, Vernon likes boys! He likes the boys hunnay, he likes the boys!
(raises his hands in the air like "Thank God it's out)
Oh my God somebody needs to it finally! THIS...
(points at Julian and Terrance)
Is not right...
(to Terrance)
No offense to you, you're wonderful, GREAT taste in clothes too but...
(to Julian)
You belong with...
Darnell
(puts a finger up to stop Stony)
Don't you DARE, Stony! I'm warning you, do NOT--say anything about...
Stony
About who? Vernon? The store clerk? The boy that Julian wants to death and who want him back but don't wanna tell this boy cause they scared he might get his heart hurt? LET him BE happy!
Julian is starting to sober up more now and his old fantasies of Vernon being gay and being with him start to resurface.
Julian
(looking at Darnell & Z)
WHAT is HE talking about? SOMEBODY better start talking otherwise
(holds stomach)
I'ma paint the town all types of colors when I upchuck cause my nerves are shot!
Z's been wanting to say something for a long time and finally feels that he can get it out.
Z
Ok, ok! I confess! Me and Darnell found out that Vernon COULD have possibly been into you BUT we didn't TELL you because we thought that you had already been hurt enough by the mixed signals and whatnot...
(hands him fake money)
Money?
Julian's head is spinning...the word rebound...Vernon LIKED him?...no, this wasn't happening. Terrance was here and that's all that mattered. But they knew.
Julian
You guys knew? And you didn't tell me? I could have been with Vernon and you DIDN'T tell me?!
Terrance looks hurt by that but Julian doesn't notice.
Z
Darnell swore me to secrecy! You know how good he is at putting subliminal messages in people's heads, he's down with the "get down", girl.
Julian looks at Darnell like "how dare you?". Terrance sees that Julian is getting upset and sits up, moving his arm from around Julian.
Darnell
Don't look at me like that, I did it to help you! Vernon wasn't good for you!
Stony
Oh, if you lie anymore your nose is gonna be the size of a seven foot tall basketball player's penis at seven in the morning, ya did it cause you was jealous that Julian was actually gonna be with somebody and YOU were gonna be the odd one out this time, ohhh, you just so...
(shaking his head)
So trife, mary, ohhhh, a mess...
Darnell
Oh, I'm a mess but YOU the one kissing security guards behind your wife's back?
Everyone's mouth drops at that bit of information, especially Stony.
Z
(shocked)
What?!
(mad)
Darnell, DON'T be trying to mess up my happy home just cause YOU can't deal with the fact that you met a man whose better at playing the game than you are, we ALL know that "business" Malik is outside on the phone with? Is the next trick he's "playing board games" with and it's pissing--you--off but you DON'T wanna say anything. And DON'T tell me I'm lying cause ya told Julian that you found the text messages in his phone and Julian told ME, YES the gay chain works BOTH ways--honey!
Stony
You left before that even happened, mary...
Stony covers his mouth with his hand, SHIT! Z's eyes widen, he can't believe it's true! Julian looks like he's about to be sick, his mind is racing with the what ifs, what could have beens, his bestfriends boyfriend is cheating on him? The thought that messed his stomach up even more is that he could have had Vernon if he just said something. Terrance doesn't know how to feel, is what Julian's friends say true? Is Julian just using him? Terrance sees that Julian doesn't look too well.
Terrance
You don't look too good, let's um...
(sighs)
Let's get out of here.
Julian stands up and his face looks like he's about to puke.
Julian
(holding back vomit)
Aw damn! The bouncy, bouncy juice got me!
Julian runs to the bathroom.
Is Z going to kill Stony?
Is Malik really playing Darnell out?
Do you think Terrence and Julian will survive this?
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*Tequila And Guilt Don't Mix* Ep. 7, Scene 1
Scene 1
Z/Stony's Apartment-Interior-Living Room"I'll be ya entertainmetn tonight, I show you whatever it is ya like, just sit back and enjoy the show, kick ya feet up boy here we go..."
"Control Me" by Keri Hilson plays in the background. The "Boyfriendz" along with Terrance and Malik are sitting down, playing "Monopoly". Stony and Z are sitting on a couch with Terrance and Julian while Darnell is sitting on the loveseat with Malik. There's a bottle of Tequila on the table as well as the board game and they all look a little sloshed except Z, whose perfectly sober.
Darnell
(excited)
Bitch, pay me! AND--take a shot. Well, Stony might as well get ready for a biopsy NOW cause messing with you, he gonna have liver disease since he's been taking your shots all night.
Malik
(to Darnell)
I think you gotta pay ME, you still owe me from that loan I gave you.
DarnellAnd you still owe me for those four HOURS I gave you of undeniable pleasure this morning, get it right boo.
(looks at Z)
Gimme my money.
Z looks like he doesn't wanna give Darnell the money and goes into his shirt to get the bills.
Z
Here...you slumlord...(points to the houses on board)Them houses are not even up to par anyway, look how close they are, I KNOW that's gotta be some kind of health hazard!
Stony takes the money from Z and hands it to Darnell, Malik snatches the money out of his hands.
Julian
(turns to Terrance; focused)
Baby, it's our turn, what should we do? Buy a hotel orrrr...roll again and try to by pass Darnell and Malik's strip so we can land on Free Parking cause I really want the money.
Terrance looks like he's into the game but just wants to make Julian happy and is chewing gum.
Terrance
Ight but babe, listen--if we do go for the money than we risking hitting allll those...(looks over at Darnell and Malik)
Erotic STD shops THOSE two built over there. I don't know about you but I want my first time finally getting THAT to be in a place a LIL bit classier so let's build a hotel, I'ma name it after you.
(plants a kiss on Julian)
Where's the stash, baby?
Julian
Rightttt...
Julian goes into a bucket and pulls out a pile of money. Julian is definitely a little drunk.
Julian
Here. It's sooo preeeety.
(makes a face)
Oops, almost had a lilll accident.
Terrance takes the money from Julian and hands it Stony. Julian rubs his stomach.
Julian
(somewhat drunk)
My tummy's hurt, I feel the CareBears when they drink that crazy juice that makes them bounce...
(points widely in the air)
Like this, like this, like this, like this...
(makes face)
Oops, there it goes again...
Terrace starts rubbing Julian's stomach looking sympathetic for his boo.
Terrance
(baby voice)
Awwww, my baby can't handle his liquor, that's sooo cute. That's so cute, that's so cute.
Julian
(laughing)
It's not gonna be cute when I earl over this Monopoly board, stoppp!
Stony
(drunk)
Yesss, please stop! Can ya'll just STOP being so damn cute?! Everybody wanna be cute, cute, cute and ya'll all just hiding stuff!
Darnell
(cocky)
Is the Tequila black hole talking to me? Somebody's mad cause they're the banker and...Point to Z and Stony's dwindling assets, they have little money and own a small corner on the board.
Darnell
YOU two bitches living on skid row!
Malik
That's right, baby, we got this board on lock. The return on operations that we got from the investment we put in about TWELVE moves ago has paid off significantly.
DarnellI know what you trying to do and spitting all that professional man talk in front of people is dangerous cause you know it gets me a little randy.
They snuggle a little bit, showing some affection for each other, it looks like Darnell sort of likes Malik somewhat. Malik's cellphone rings and Darnell sighs, pulling back like he knows what that means.
MalikI'm sorry baby, you know how clients are? I gotta take this.Malik gets up, going into the hallway, leaving the apartment.
Z
(to Darnell)
If you muzzle that man ONE more time! Girl,is there anything else to your relationship besides sex?!
(narrows eyes at Darnell)
And DON'T say you not in a relationship, you been seeing him constantly for almost two weeks now, I think it's time you hang up that hooker whore scorecard that you so desperately want to hang on to.
Julian
(to Terrance)
Baby, could you get me something to drink?
Terrance reaches for the bottle of Tequila.
Julian
(stopping him)
Something OTHER than--THAT evil juice. Nooooooo more evil juice. Ever. Ever. Ever.
Terrance
I got you, baby. One ginger ale coming right up and a...
Terrance puckers his lips and Julian kisses them, like something they do all the time.
Terrance
(winking cutely)
Baby kiss for my baby. That always fixes SOMETHING.
Julian
Hmmm, I feel better already.(in a sexy voice)If we wasn't in this house, in front of everybody...
Terrance gets excited, he's been wanting to sleep with Julian for awhile now but has been holding out and can't wait for the day when Julian decides to let him have that pleasure.
TerranceDamn the people, baby, I will get down with YOU anywhere, ANYTIME, you wanna go right now? Let's go right now.
Julian laughs and mushes him in the face playfully. Terrance gets up from the couch and goes to the kitchen. Stony's been looking at Terrance and Julian with a "I don't believe this bitch" look on his face. He's angry about everything that happened with Kaiseem and how it's affected his relationship with Z over the past weeks. The liquor is not making Stony's resentment with himself any better.
Z
(under his breath)
Baby, why are you looking at them like that? Like you wanna use your hidden x-ray vision powers to burn a whole through them!
(hears how that sounds; thinks)
X-ray is the one that you see THROUGH people right?
(nods "yes")
So you CAN burn a hole through them, ugh, see even when I think I'm WRONG I'm still right, damn I'm sickning honey!
Stony
This is ridiculous, baby, I don't understand it! I don't get it, I do everything right ALL the time and...
Z looks like he doesn't know what Stony's talking about.
Stony
It's not FAIR that Darnell and Julian get to have these...
(makes face; gestures wildly)
Picture perfect, happy relationships with these guys and there's NOTHING but lies and secrets between them! I don't get it!
Julian and Darnell both look at Stony, both a little drunk, and slightly offended.
Darnell
Ummm, I know you're not talking bout somebody having secrets, mary, let's not go there boo.
Darnell shakes his head like "who he think he is"? Stony clearly wants to punch Darnell in the face but he knows that he's just being a bitch cause he's mad at himself but why is Darnell talking to him like that?
Julian
(sitting up)
And Stony, I--love you to death but what secrets are there between me and Terrance?
Terrance comes over and sits down, smiling and than his face gets somewhat serious.
Terrance
(looking at Julian; smiling)
What secrets we got baby? You been secretly stealing the money from the bank and holding out on big daddy?
Stony
You're a REBOUND, like the bouncy, bouncy bears that go like this, like this, like this, REEEBOUND.
(smiles)
Now that I got THAT off my chest, who's go is it?
Do you think Stony is right and Terrence IS just a rebound?
Will Darnell spill the secret about Stony and Kaiseem's kiss?
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*Winner* A Special Terrence & Julian Moment Ep.6, Final Scene
Scene 7
Julian's House-Outside-Porch"I guess the stars were aligned, when we, met upppp... Cause baby, I-I-I. I see the stars in your eyes anytime we touchhhh...Sometimes I just wanna go run away and hideeee. But everytime I dooo, you always find a way to come and change my minddd, you're MY heroooo, I feel like a winner when you're beside me, there aint a thing that I can't be, I feel like a winnerrrr..."
"Winner" by Karina Paisan plays in the background. Julian gets out of a cab and he sees Terrance sitting down on his front steps, not looking happy to see him. Julian sighs, walking up to him and sitting down next to him on the steps, knowing that he messed up.
Terrance
(looking down)
You...didn't go to the hospital or the dance studio, did you?
Julian
(pause)
No.(sighs)
I went to see a friend.
Terrance
Righttt. Vernon. The--"just a friend" guy. Julian...I'm not about games and if you and this guy...
Julian
(touching his arm)
And neither am I, Terrance. I'm--not one of those guys who plays with people's emotions or tries to--juggle two people at once, I can't even juggle!
Terrance is mad at Julian but smiles a little, Julian's cute. Though, Julian knows it's time to come clean to Terrance.
Julian
Vernon is--a very good friend and very--STRAIGHT--friend of mine. That's all he ever was and...that's all he'll ever be.
Terrance looks into Julian's eyes, he sees a genuine person in him and wants to be the man in his life for a long time. He takes out the box from earlier and takes out the charm bracelet.
Terrance
(getting onto one knee)
May I do the honors, kind sir?
Julian smiles at Terrance's silliness and he puts the bracelet on Julian's wrist.JulianIt fits perfectly.Julian looks into Terrance's eyes and realizes that he has a good man in his life finally, he has Vernon back in his life, and he has his friends. Leaning in, he kisses Terrance softly, The kiss breaks.
Terrance
(pause)
And you know what?
Julian
What?
TerranceI think we do too.
This time, Terrance leans in first and kisses Julian."I feel like a winner, you're there to guide me like the wind beneath my wingsss, I feel like a winnerrr--everytime I plan on giving it up, you grab my hand and look inside of me..."The two continue to kiss as "Winner" plays into the closing credits.
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*Vernon Gives Julian Something Special* Ep. 6, Scene 6
Scene 6
Vernon's Apartment-Interior-Bedroom
"I'm boyfriend number twooooo. Cause the first one he don't reallyyyyy, seem like heeee, know what to dooooo. I'm a boyfriend number twooo...
"Boyfriend Number 2" by Pleasure P is playing. Julian knocks on the door of Vernon's bedroom and Vernon opens it, wearing sweatpants and a beater.
Vernon
Hey! Glad you could make it, have a seat.
Julian walks in and sits down on the bed, unsure of what to expect.
Julian
(tentatively)
How are you? Are you still...upset?
Vernon
(shakes head)
Nah, I did a lot of thinking today and I don't really know what the breaking--in thing was about cause--anything you wanna know about me, you could always ask, you know that right? I mean, you've never had a problem before.
Julian nods with a "can I ask if you're into men?" face. Vernon sits down on the bed next to him, he's been thinking of how to put these words together all day.
Vernon
I lost my job today.
Julian
(apologetic)
I know, I know and I'm REALLY sorry, I know how much you loved working there. Did Greg give you a reason?
Vernon
Bush! Economies so messed up that they had to do layoffs.and unfortunately, I got laid.
Julian laughs.
Vernon
It's funny though cause, um...
(scratches head)
I was sitting here, right. Thinking about how I'ma find another job, about--how I'm gonna go bust my ex boss' windows...and I was thinking about what I guess you HEARD that night in here with Angela...it was just a drunken one night stand. I haven't really talked to her since then.
Julian
(semi-happy)
Really? And...
(touches Vernon's arm)
DON'T break your boss' windows, I don't want to have to be bailing you out of jail at 3am. That's my certified "dreaming of Chris Brown" time.
They both laugh slightly and their eyes meet for a moment. Julian pulls his hand back from Vernon's arm as though there's some kind of a spark.
Julian
So you were saying, AFTER going Jazmine Sullivan on your boss...
Vernon
I realized that I've been so upset at you these past few weeks cause...we lost our friendship--Julian. Somewhere along the way, we kinda just...fell apart, you know? I mean, I miss you...(hears how that sounds)
Coming here to chill--I mean. I miss having my Jewelz around. Your...
Vernon gets up from the bed, continuing to talk to Julian about Julian.
Vernon
Funny jokes, the way you dance like you having some kind of fit when you driving, AND I even miss your--contagious Britney obsession.
(turns around; looking at Julian)
Sooo, like you said earlier...
Vernon goes over to his dresser and takes out a square that's wrapped in gift wrapping paper and sits back down on the bed.
Vernon
Friends again?
(hands him the gift)
Open it.
Julian looks down at the present, feeling like "a little high school" girl whose "getting a gift from her biggest crush". Julian opens the present. When he sees it, he smiles big ad excited.
Julian
Oh my God, Vernon! This is the deluxe edition of Britney's video anthology for "Circus"! These have been sold out for weeks!
Vernon's happy that Julian likes the gift.VernonI was gonna give it to you the night at the bowling alley but...That was the night everything had went bad between them. And neither one of them really want to think about it. Julian shakes his head, looking at Vernon and is amazed by his thoughtfulness.
Julian
(smiling)
You're the best, you know that?
Julian instinctively hugs him which surprises Vernon. At first, Vernon looks scared to hug Julian back but he slowly puts his arms around the other man's back and hugs him...it doesn't feel bad at all. He actually likes the way it feels.
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Vernon's Apartment-Interior-Bedroom
"I'm boyfriend number twooooo. Cause the first one he don't reallyyyyy, seem like heeee, know what to dooooo. I'm a boyfriend number twooo...
"Boyfriend Number 2" by Pleasure P is playing. Julian knocks on the door of Vernon's bedroom and Vernon opens it, wearing sweatpants and a beater.
Vernon
Hey! Glad you could make it, have a seat.
Julian walks in and sits down on the bed, unsure of what to expect.
Julian
(tentatively)
How are you? Are you still...upset?
Vernon
(shakes head)
Nah, I did a lot of thinking today and I don't really know what the breaking--in thing was about cause--anything you wanna know about me, you could always ask, you know that right? I mean, you've never had a problem before.
Julian nods with a "can I ask if you're into men?" face. Vernon sits down on the bed next to him, he's been thinking of how to put these words together all day.
Vernon
I lost my job today.
Julian
(apologetic)
I know, I know and I'm REALLY sorry, I know how much you loved working there. Did Greg give you a reason?
Vernon
Bush! Economies so messed up that they had to do layoffs.and unfortunately, I got laid.
Julian laughs.
Vernon
It's funny though cause, um...
(scratches head)
I was sitting here, right. Thinking about how I'ma find another job, about--how I'm gonna go bust my ex boss' windows...and I was thinking about what I guess you HEARD that night in here with Angela...it was just a drunken one night stand. I haven't really talked to her since then.
Julian
(semi-happy)
Really? And...
(touches Vernon's arm)
DON'T break your boss' windows, I don't want to have to be bailing you out of jail at 3am. That's my certified "dreaming of Chris Brown" time.
They both laugh slightly and their eyes meet for a moment. Julian pulls his hand back from Vernon's arm as though there's some kind of a spark.
Julian
So you were saying, AFTER going Jazmine Sullivan on your boss...
Vernon
I realized that I've been so upset at you these past few weeks cause...we lost our friendship--Julian. Somewhere along the way, we kinda just...fell apart, you know? I mean, I miss you...(hears how that sounds)
Coming here to chill--I mean. I miss having my Jewelz around. Your...
Vernon gets up from the bed, continuing to talk to Julian about Julian.
Vernon
Funny jokes, the way you dance like you having some kind of fit when you driving, AND I even miss your--contagious Britney obsession.
(turns around; looking at Julian)
Sooo, like you said earlier...
Vernon goes over to his dresser and takes out a square that's wrapped in gift wrapping paper and sits back down on the bed.
Vernon
Friends again?
(hands him the gift)
Open it.
Julian looks down at the present, feeling like "a little high school" girl whose "getting a gift from her biggest crush". Julian opens the present. When he sees it, he smiles big ad excited.
Julian
Oh my God, Vernon! This is the deluxe edition of Britney's video anthology for "Circus"! These have been sold out for weeks!
Vernon's happy that Julian likes the gift.VernonI was gonna give it to you the night at the bowling alley but...That was the night everything had went bad between them. And neither one of them really want to think about it. Julian shakes his head, looking at Vernon and is amazed by his thoughtfulness.
Julian
(smiling)
You're the best, you know that?
Julian instinctively hugs him which surprises Vernon. At first, Vernon looks scared to hug Julian back but he slowly puts his arms around the other man's back and hugs him...it doesn't feel bad at all. He actually likes the way it feels.
Do you think Vernon is starting to realize his feelings for Julian?
Will this gift from Vernon top Terrence's gift to Julian?
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Friday, September 4, 2009
Ep. 6, *DICKMATIZED*
Scene 4
Lisa's-Interior-Table
Later that night, the Boyfriends as well as Terreance are at their table, talking and drinking as usual.
Z
So Vernon LOST his job? Why? It looked like he REALLY liked that devil worshipping haven disguised as an outlet for the skateboarding children...and I got a lot of cute stuff from there, I was HOPING to pull another scandal and get more.
Stony
Yeah, ALL girl stuff, nothing I could wear!
(changes mind)
Accept that pink thermal hoody, I'm keeping that.
Julian
I...really don't know. I just know that he loved working at that store. I don't know what he's gonna do.
Terrance
Vernon? That's your friend, right? The dude sitting in the car that night I brought you back to Z's place?
Julian isn't sure what to call Vernon now actually so he decides to...
Julian
(changing subject)
So back to Malik! You guys--did it--ALL over your--office, Darnell?
Darnell
On every piece of high end furniture that I own and I think I'm in love! No! I'm not in love...
Z
You not in love, boo, you just hypnotized by the "business", nothing wrong with that, girl. Lord knows sex is a big part of a...
Darnell
(scared)
Don't you DARE say relationship, I do NOT do relationships.Me and Malik are NOT in a relationship.
Stony
But you like him.DarnellI like the SEX! The SEX! The SEX is what I'm in love with. We're competition in the world of real estate! We could NEVER be involved with each other...
Terrance
So you would date him, it's just that...
Darnell starts itching.
Darnell
STOP using these words, they're making me have some kind of a...
(scratches again)
Allergic reaction.
(points to Terrance)
YOU haven't even been initiated into the Boyfriendz yet so keep ya comments to yaself and WHY have you been teasing MY bestfriend with this damn Juicy Couture bracelet? He's been talking about it ALL day, either buy the damn bracelet or let me do it, but PLEASE...
Terrance goes into his inside jacket pocket and takes out a small black box, opening it and showing Julian the Juicy Couture bracelet he was talking about earlier. Julian looks shocked that Darnell just put him on the spot like that and even more shocked that Terrance actually brought him the bracelet.
Julian
(wide-eyed)
Terrance! Why did you...you didn't have to do this. Why DID you do this?
Terrance
Causeeeee I want you to gimme SOME and THIS is the...(points to bracelet)"Get booty" bracelet! Least that's what the sales associate said.
They all look shocked.
Terrance
(looking at the "Boyfriendz")
Hey! Don't be giving me that hungry, lion look like the four of ya'll bout to eat me--I'm JUST playing, I'm JUST playing.
(looks at Julian)
Remember we were at my house and YOU were looking at that Vibe magazine and you saw that...
Julian
(finishing sentence)
Picture of Kimora wearing THIS bracelet.
(touched)
You actually remembered. Thank you, Terrance.They kiss lightly on the lips, they look happy with one another. Z, Darnell, and Stony look like they're enjoying their friend being happy with a man for once.
Terrance
I'm gonna--hit the men's room real quick, drain the captain and I'll be right back.
Julian
(smiles; smitten)
Ok.
Terrance gets up and goes to the bathroom. Julian's phone beeps twice and he checks it, his eyes going wide.
Z
Looks like somebody is a smitten kitten.
Ston
Smitten aint the word, Terrance is...
Darnell
(to Julian)
A rebound that Julian hopefully realizes is a lot more stable than that straight boy.
Julian
Terrance is NOT a rebound, I like him a lot.
(looks at the bracelet)
A guy's NEVER given me jewelry before.
(his phone beeps; checks it; shocked)
Oh my...I don't believe this. Vernon just texted me that he wants to see me. Tonight.
(looking around)
Stony
Than go see him, mary! You might finally be getting your man this time...
Darnell
I thought we were OVER the cute and now BROKE ex-store clerk.
(to Juian)
No backsliding, Julian. Don't make me have to get you one of those Excorsism of Emilies Roses.
Julian
(to Z)
I'm surprised because I told him what we did and he was royally pissed off! Well what I did, I left...
(points to Z)
YOUR name out of it even though it WAS your genius idea to break into his apartment. I wonder what he wants to talk to me about? I-I need to go.Julian gets up from the table.
Z
Wait a minute, what about Terrance? THAT boy just gave you a gift that shouldddd...
(gives Stony a look)
Have been given to ME a long time ago. You better not mess this up on no shoulda, coulda, woulda, cause if you do I'ma get you.StonyI think the better question is--does your new boo know that Vernon could have been your ALMOST boo had he been into the boys, mary?
Julian shakes his head, feeling like too many things are being thrown at him at once, all he wants to do is go see Vernon.
Julian
Guys, please! I know that I said I was over Vernon and I am and I REALLY, REALLY like Terrance but...I miss my FRIEND, Vernon.
Darnell and Z share a look, their "secret" about Vernon still hanging over their heads.
Z
(giving in)
We'll...tell him you had an emergency.
Darnell
And I'll...give you a ride to Vernon's cause I know your middle class butt would be Rosa Parks-ing it, let's go.
Darnell gets up from the table, he and Julian start to leave Lisa's but than Julian remembers something.
Julian
(turning to face Z and Stony)
And please make the "emergency" believable, nothing crazy that Terrance KNOWS can't be true.
Stony
Can you give us a little more credit? We GOT this, son!
Z looks at him funny.
Stony
Didn't pull it off, did I?
Z shakes his head no while Julian and Darnell leave. Terrance comes out the bathroom, seeing Julian gone and his gift still on the table. He's confused....
Terrance
Where'd my boo go?
Terrance looks sad, he sits down picking up the box.TerranceYou guys are his friends so you'd be honest with me, right? Was THIS...
(picks up the box)
Too much, too fast?
Z
(pause)
Julian left because he had a emergency at the dance studio...
Stony
Hospital!
Terrance looks confused even more. Z and Stony look at each other trying to get their story straight.
Z
He went to the HOSPITAL with Darnell to get...
Stony
Some emergency HELP BEFORE--he went to the dance studio cause Darnell...
Z(out of nowhere)
Done choked on a chicken!
Stony and Terrance both give him strange looks.
Z
(out of nowhere)
Choked a chicken!
Stony and Terrance, give him looks with their mind thinking of another oral activity.
Z
(looks at Stony)
What?! At least it's believable, it's Darnell!
Will Terrence take back the gift he got for Julian?
What did Vernon want with Julian?
And is Darnell really dickmatized?
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Lisa's-Interior-Table
Later that night, the Boyfriends as well as Terreance are at their table, talking and drinking as usual.
Z
So Vernon LOST his job? Why? It looked like he REALLY liked that devil worshipping haven disguised as an outlet for the skateboarding children...and I got a lot of cute stuff from there, I was HOPING to pull another scandal and get more.
Stony
Yeah, ALL girl stuff, nothing I could wear!
(changes mind)
Accept that pink thermal hoody, I'm keeping that.
Julian
I...really don't know. I just know that he loved working at that store. I don't know what he's gonna do.
Terrance
Vernon? That's your friend, right? The dude sitting in the car that night I brought you back to Z's place?
Julian isn't sure what to call Vernon now actually so he decides to...
Julian
(changing subject)
So back to Malik! You guys--did it--ALL over your--office, Darnell?
Darnell
On every piece of high end furniture that I own and I think I'm in love! No! I'm not in love...
Z
You not in love, boo, you just hypnotized by the "business", nothing wrong with that, girl. Lord knows sex is a big part of a...
Darnell
(scared)
Don't you DARE say relationship, I do NOT do relationships.Me and Malik are NOT in a relationship.
Stony
But you like him.DarnellI like the SEX! The SEX! The SEX is what I'm in love with. We're competition in the world of real estate! We could NEVER be involved with each other...
Terrance
So you would date him, it's just that...
Darnell starts itching.
Darnell
STOP using these words, they're making me have some kind of a...
(scratches again)
Allergic reaction.
(points to Terrance)
YOU haven't even been initiated into the Boyfriendz yet so keep ya comments to yaself and WHY have you been teasing MY bestfriend with this damn Juicy Couture bracelet? He's been talking about it ALL day, either buy the damn bracelet or let me do it, but PLEASE...
Terrance goes into his inside jacket pocket and takes out a small black box, opening it and showing Julian the Juicy Couture bracelet he was talking about earlier. Julian looks shocked that Darnell just put him on the spot like that and even more shocked that Terrance actually brought him the bracelet.
Julian
(wide-eyed)
Terrance! Why did you...you didn't have to do this. Why DID you do this?
Terrance
Causeeeee I want you to gimme SOME and THIS is the...(points to bracelet)"Get booty" bracelet! Least that's what the sales associate said.
They all look shocked.
Terrance
(looking at the "Boyfriendz")
Hey! Don't be giving me that hungry, lion look like the four of ya'll bout to eat me--I'm JUST playing, I'm JUST playing.
(looks at Julian)
Remember we were at my house and YOU were looking at that Vibe magazine and you saw that...
Julian
(finishing sentence)
Picture of Kimora wearing THIS bracelet.
(touched)
You actually remembered. Thank you, Terrance.They kiss lightly on the lips, they look happy with one another. Z, Darnell, and Stony look like they're enjoying their friend being happy with a man for once.
Terrance
I'm gonna--hit the men's room real quick, drain the captain and I'll be right back.
Julian
(smiles; smitten)
Ok.
Terrance gets up and goes to the bathroom. Julian's phone beeps twice and he checks it, his eyes going wide.
Z
Looks like somebody is a smitten kitten.
Ston
Smitten aint the word, Terrance is...
Darnell
(to Julian)
A rebound that Julian hopefully realizes is a lot more stable than that straight boy.
Julian
Terrance is NOT a rebound, I like him a lot.
(looks at the bracelet)
A guy's NEVER given me jewelry before.
(his phone beeps; checks it; shocked)
Oh my...I don't believe this. Vernon just texted me that he wants to see me. Tonight.
(looking around)
Stony
Than go see him, mary! You might finally be getting your man this time...
Darnell
I thought we were OVER the cute and now BROKE ex-store clerk.
(to Juian)
No backsliding, Julian. Don't make me have to get you one of those Excorsism of Emilies Roses.
Julian
(to Z)
I'm surprised because I told him what we did and he was royally pissed off! Well what I did, I left...
(points to Z)
YOUR name out of it even though it WAS your genius idea to break into his apartment. I wonder what he wants to talk to me about? I-I need to go.Julian gets up from the table.
Z
Wait a minute, what about Terrance? THAT boy just gave you a gift that shouldddd...
(gives Stony a look)
Have been given to ME a long time ago. You better not mess this up on no shoulda, coulda, woulda, cause if you do I'ma get you.StonyI think the better question is--does your new boo know that Vernon could have been your ALMOST boo had he been into the boys, mary?
Julian shakes his head, feeling like too many things are being thrown at him at once, all he wants to do is go see Vernon.
Julian
Guys, please! I know that I said I was over Vernon and I am and I REALLY, REALLY like Terrance but...I miss my FRIEND, Vernon.
Darnell and Z share a look, their "secret" about Vernon still hanging over their heads.
Z
(giving in)
We'll...tell him you had an emergency.
Darnell
And I'll...give you a ride to Vernon's cause I know your middle class butt would be Rosa Parks-ing it, let's go.
Darnell gets up from the table, he and Julian start to leave Lisa's but than Julian remembers something.
Julian
(turning to face Z and Stony)
And please make the "emergency" believable, nothing crazy that Terrance KNOWS can't be true.
Stony
Can you give us a little more credit? We GOT this, son!
Z looks at him funny.
Stony
Didn't pull it off, did I?
Z shakes his head no while Julian and Darnell leave. Terrance comes out the bathroom, seeing Julian gone and his gift still on the table. He's confused....
Terrance
Where'd my boo go?
Terrance looks sad, he sits down picking up the box.TerranceYou guys are his friends so you'd be honest with me, right? Was THIS...
(picks up the box)
Too much, too fast?
Z
(pause)
Julian left because he had a emergency at the dance studio...
Stony
Hospital!
Terrance looks confused even more. Z and Stony look at each other trying to get their story straight.
Z
He went to the HOSPITAL with Darnell to get...
Stony
Some emergency HELP BEFORE--he went to the dance studio cause Darnell...
Z(out of nowhere)
Done choked on a chicken!
Stony and Terrance both give him strange looks.
Z
(out of nowhere)
Choked a chicken!
Stony and Terrance, give him looks with their mind thinking of another oral activity.
Z
(looks at Stony)
What?! At least it's believable, it's Darnell!
Will Terrence take back the gift he got for Julian?
What did Vernon want with Julian?
And is Darnell really dickmatized?
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Julian's Journal Entry Ep. 5 *Terrence Or Vernon*?
Hey guys! So I know I haven't written to you in a long time but you are my thoughts so you kind of already know what's going on!
So after the whole debacle with being stuck under Vernon's bed while he had sex with a hot woman right on top of me and Z's heads...I kinda, went a little...depressed. I HATED men! I mean, Vernon is--a gay boy's dream! Tall, light eyes that are naturally his, can dance his ass off...but I had to let go of the fantasy.
So remember when Darnell came to "pick me up from the broken pieces of love despair"? Well, we went speend dating at Secrets and I met Terrence. A normal gay guy with a great smile who smells like a meadow of fresh scents...am I rambling? Yes, I'm rambling because I LIKE him alot! He's so into me and funny and thoughtful, he brought me a Juicy Couture bracelet, how many girls can say that? *wink*
I'm writing this before I go to meet Terrence and the guys for lunch, Darnell's panicking because Malik Kyle put it on him so bad that now, he thinks he just may be "dickmatized" by him. Vernon hasn't talked to me since I told him about the breaking and entering. Don't know how to feel about that. Until next time, muahz.
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So after the whole debacle with being stuck under Vernon's bed while he had sex with a hot woman right on top of me and Z's heads...I kinda, went a little...depressed. I HATED men! I mean, Vernon is--a gay boy's dream! Tall, light eyes that are naturally his, can dance his ass off...but I had to let go of the fantasy.
So remember when Darnell came to "pick me up from the broken pieces of love despair"? Well, we went speend dating at Secrets and I met Terrence. A normal gay guy with a great smile who smells like a meadow of fresh scents...am I rambling? Yes, I'm rambling because I LIKE him alot! He's so into me and funny and thoughtful, he brought me a Juicy Couture bracelet, how many girls can say that? *wink*
I'm writing this before I go to meet Terrence and the guys for lunch, Darnell's panicking because Malik Kyle put it on him so bad that now, he thinks he just may be "dickmatized" by him. Vernon hasn't talked to me since I told him about the breaking and entering. Don't know how to feel about that. Until next time, muahz.
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Ep. 6, *Stony And Kaiseem's Lunch Date*, Scene 3
Scene 3
Stony and Kaiseem are at a restaurant in the afternoon and Stony is sitting there with his arms crossed, wanting to get things over with. "Good Good" by Ashanti plays in the background. Kaiseem has just finished ordering with the waitress.
Kaiseem
Thank you for coming out with me to lunch, Stony. I would have opted for dinner...
Stony
Apparently you turn into a blackmailing, werewolf at night so dinner was out of the question, you lucky you got this. You know what I just realized, you're that chick in Beyonce's new movie, "Obsessed" AND I haven't giving you none in years!
(pats himself on the back)
I got that "Good Good".
Kaiseem
(getting to the point)
Do you love him?
Stony
Love who?
KaiseemYour...boyfriend, Z. I want to know that after you left me that he wasn't just--a rebound off the pain that I caused you.
Stony
You trying to be all deep and that's not what this conversation is for. You gonna let my baby LIVE in our apartment because if you don't...
Kaiseem
Stony, we were together for a year and a half! You were never like this, all this...gayness? What happened to you? I know when you're hurt, people go to some crazy extremes but Z? Come on...
Stony
Listen, I TOLD you about talking about my man like that...
Kaiseem
Stony...
(takes his hand)
When we were together, you had dreams. Before you moved here, after we broke up, you wanted to do things. Are you telling me that meeting Z didn't change ANY of that for you?
Stony thinks about that, he's a little thrown off that Kaiseem is asking these kinds of questions.
Stony
Meeting Z was...different than what I thought my next relationship would be like but...
Kaiseem
But...what?StonyI'm used to it. It's something that I've grown to love and as crazy as my baby is, he's NEVER shown me the kind of disrespect you have.
Kaiseem
(smiles)
I told you that's what you were still mad about...Kaiseem runs his fingers along Stony's hand and he pulls it back quickly.
Stony
Don't be trying to fondle me! This is exactly what I'm talking about, Kaiseem. I have a BOYFRIEND, ok?! A boyfriend that I love and who loves me, why can't you gay pricks respect a crazy, dysfunctional relationship between two people who love each other? That's why the kitty cat going round getting everybody with the gotcha, gotcha cause you boys are trifling!
Kaiseem seems to get the point that Stony doesn't want him and relents, he did screw up when he cheated on Stony two years ago and now he's happy...even if it's not the way or with WHO Kaiseem thought it would be with after him.
Kaiseem
I guess--there's not much else to say now is there...?
Stony shakes his head, "no". Kaiseem gets up from the table defeated and leaves. The waitress comes with the food and puts the food down.
StonyOh, THIS is gonna be sick! Mary, can you bring some steak sauce? You trying to get me with the gotcha and make me choke to death on this dry ass meat!
Do you think what Stony said is true about dysfunctional relationships? Don't break up a happy dysfunction?
Does Kaiseem have a point about Stony's dreams being deferred because of his relationship with Z?
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Stony and Kaiseem are at a restaurant in the afternoon and Stony is sitting there with his arms crossed, wanting to get things over with. "Good Good" by Ashanti plays in the background. Kaiseem has just finished ordering with the waitress.
Kaiseem
Thank you for coming out with me to lunch, Stony. I would have opted for dinner...
Stony
Apparently you turn into a blackmailing, werewolf at night so dinner was out of the question, you lucky you got this. You know what I just realized, you're that chick in Beyonce's new movie, "Obsessed" AND I haven't giving you none in years!
(pats himself on the back)
I got that "Good Good".
Kaiseem
(getting to the point)
Do you love him?
Stony
Love who?
KaiseemYour...boyfriend, Z. I want to know that after you left me that he wasn't just--a rebound off the pain that I caused you.
Stony
You trying to be all deep and that's not what this conversation is for. You gonna let my baby LIVE in our apartment because if you don't...
Kaiseem
Stony, we were together for a year and a half! You were never like this, all this...gayness? What happened to you? I know when you're hurt, people go to some crazy extremes but Z? Come on...
Stony
Listen, I TOLD you about talking about my man like that...
Kaiseem
Stony...
(takes his hand)
When we were together, you had dreams. Before you moved here, after we broke up, you wanted to do things. Are you telling me that meeting Z didn't change ANY of that for you?
Stony thinks about that, he's a little thrown off that Kaiseem is asking these kinds of questions.
Stony
Meeting Z was...different than what I thought my next relationship would be like but...
Kaiseem
But...what?StonyI'm used to it. It's something that I've grown to love and as crazy as my baby is, he's NEVER shown me the kind of disrespect you have.
Kaiseem
(smiles)
I told you that's what you were still mad about...Kaiseem runs his fingers along Stony's hand and he pulls it back quickly.
Stony
Don't be trying to fondle me! This is exactly what I'm talking about, Kaiseem. I have a BOYFRIEND, ok?! A boyfriend that I love and who loves me, why can't you gay pricks respect a crazy, dysfunctional relationship between two people who love each other? That's why the kitty cat going round getting everybody with the gotcha, gotcha cause you boys are trifling!
Kaiseem seems to get the point that Stony doesn't want him and relents, he did screw up when he cheated on Stony two years ago and now he's happy...even if it's not the way or with WHO Kaiseem thought it would be with after him.
Kaiseem
I guess--there's not much else to say now is there...?
Stony shakes his head, "no". Kaiseem gets up from the table defeated and leaves. The waitress comes with the food and puts the food down.
StonyOh, THIS is gonna be sick! Mary, can you bring some steak sauce? You trying to get me with the gotcha and make me choke to death on this dry ass meat!
Do you think what Stony said is true about dysfunctional relationships? Don't break up a happy dysfunction?
Does Kaiseem have a point about Stony's dreams being deferred because of his relationship with Z?
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Ep. 6, *Darnell Getz Got!*, Scene 2
Scene 2
Brooks Reality-Waiting Room
Z is sitting at the desk looking like he's nervous as hell and worried. He grabs the phone as if he's going to pick it up but than decides not to. Julian comes in, looking just as nervous and worried. Julian goes over to Z's desk.
Z
(quick)
We NEED to call the po-po, Darnell done GOT got by the gotcha that came up in here and got em.
Julian
Ok. I got a voicemail. From you. Saying that you had an emergency at work...
(looks around)
Where's the emergency, mary? I almost ended my life on about seven intesections trying to get over here.
Z
Darnell has been in a meeting for--THREE hours! With Malik Kyle, girl...he is sickning, bitch! Me and my husband bout to buy a house and that is EXACTLY where we gonna get it from, Malik Kyle...mary! I would get got with HIS gotcha by him any day.
Julian
(clueless)
Whose Malik Kyle?
Z jumps back, how could Julian not know this?
Z
He's only one of THE most successful real state brokers in New Jersey! Like...
(starts counting on fingers)
A HUNDRED times better than that hot tailed, SLUM estate broker in there!
(points to Darnell's office door)
Julian
(caught up)
And they've been in there for three hours? So have you heard screaming? Somebody getting yolked up, manhandled? I'm STILL trying to find this "e-mer-gen-cia", as you call it.
Z
Mary, the SHADE is that they went IN there, I heard them yelling at each other, and than some stuff fell on the floor... and it got quiet.
Julian looks worried.
Julian
Do you think we should really call the police? You know Darnell's temper's a little...out there.
Z
Malik's been trying to take Darnell's clients for weeks! That's why I'm a little scared! Though, I've been going to Malik's building every morning and setting them miniature forest fires, ya know, just to help Darnell out a little bit.
(scratches behind his ear; looking down)
I might have to...stay at your place for a little while, HIDE OUT--from--the C.I.A, cause you KNOW they after me, girl!
Julian
(trying to keep up)
Soooo, what was this big, scary, life threatening THING? I REALLY thought something bad happened to you.
Z
It did! Do you see what time it is? Darnell told me that if he wasn't out in thirty minutes to call the police because that meant that he probably got Malik with the gotcha.
(points to Julian, telling him off)
Instead of having your head up Terrance's ass, you SHOULD be reading these...
(shows him magazines)
Real estate magazines and pamphlets.
Julian
YOU read those? You HATE reading.
Z
(very business like)
You GOTTA keep on the up and up in the corporate world! Otherwise, you gonna get yaself got with the gotcha gotcha that shouldn't have gotten you in the first place like it got Darnell.(gestures toward's Darnell's office door with his head)
Darnell's door opens and Malik comes out, fixing his tie. We don't see Darnell yet. Malik turns and talks to Darnell, whose still in the office. Malik is brown skin with a short haircut with waves and is very tall. Think "Sammie" from "Kiss Me Through The Phone".
Malik
So we'll talk tomorrow...over dinner. He smoothes his hair back like "I'm the man" and leaves the scene. Z and Julian look like "what just happened?"
Julian
Darnell?
Darnell comes to the door, stumbling, his clothes are on inside out and he's holding onto the doorway for support, it looks like he just went through his own person earthquake.
Z
Girllll, he jacked you UP!
DarnellMake a note! Hold my calls...cancel my appointments and close down shop for the day. Cause I'm out for the count.Darnell falls backwards onto the floor, fainting. Julian and Z look at each other.
Z
I think NOW we should call the po-po, the emergencia AND the C.I.A cause that fool just killed Darnell!
Will Malik Kyle be the man to tie Darnell down finally?
Will Z and Stony get a house that got the gotcha from Malik?
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Brooks Reality-Waiting Room
Z is sitting at the desk looking like he's nervous as hell and worried. He grabs the phone as if he's going to pick it up but than decides not to. Julian comes in, looking just as nervous and worried. Julian goes over to Z's desk.
Z
(quick)
We NEED to call the po-po, Darnell done GOT got by the gotcha that came up in here and got em.
Julian
Ok. I got a voicemail. From you. Saying that you had an emergency at work...
(looks around)
Where's the emergency, mary? I almost ended my life on about seven intesections trying to get over here.
Z
Darnell has been in a meeting for--THREE hours! With Malik Kyle, girl...he is sickning, bitch! Me and my husband bout to buy a house and that is EXACTLY where we gonna get it from, Malik Kyle...mary! I would get got with HIS gotcha by him any day.
Julian
(clueless)
Whose Malik Kyle?
Z jumps back, how could Julian not know this?
Z
He's only one of THE most successful real state brokers in New Jersey! Like...
(starts counting on fingers)
A HUNDRED times better than that hot tailed, SLUM estate broker in there!
(points to Darnell's office door)
Julian
(caught up)
And they've been in there for three hours? So have you heard screaming? Somebody getting yolked up, manhandled? I'm STILL trying to find this "e-mer-gen-cia", as you call it.
Z
Mary, the SHADE is that they went IN there, I heard them yelling at each other, and than some stuff fell on the floor... and it got quiet.
Julian looks worried.
Julian
Do you think we should really call the police? You know Darnell's temper's a little...out there.
Z
Malik's been trying to take Darnell's clients for weeks! That's why I'm a little scared! Though, I've been going to Malik's building every morning and setting them miniature forest fires, ya know, just to help Darnell out a little bit.
(scratches behind his ear; looking down)
I might have to...stay at your place for a little while, HIDE OUT--from--the C.I.A, cause you KNOW they after me, girl!
Julian
(trying to keep up)
Soooo, what was this big, scary, life threatening THING? I REALLY thought something bad happened to you.
Z
It did! Do you see what time it is? Darnell told me that if he wasn't out in thirty minutes to call the police because that meant that he probably got Malik with the gotcha.
(points to Julian, telling him off)
Instead of having your head up Terrance's ass, you SHOULD be reading these...
(shows him magazines)
Real estate magazines and pamphlets.
Julian
YOU read those? You HATE reading.
Z
(very business like)
You GOTTA keep on the up and up in the corporate world! Otherwise, you gonna get yaself got with the gotcha gotcha that shouldn't have gotten you in the first place like it got Darnell.(gestures toward's Darnell's office door with his head)
Darnell's door opens and Malik comes out, fixing his tie. We don't see Darnell yet. Malik turns and talks to Darnell, whose still in the office. Malik is brown skin with a short haircut with waves and is very tall. Think "Sammie" from "Kiss Me Through The Phone".
Malik
So we'll talk tomorrow...over dinner. He smoothes his hair back like "I'm the man" and leaves the scene. Z and Julian look like "what just happened?"
Julian
Darnell?
Darnell comes to the door, stumbling, his clothes are on inside out and he's holding onto the doorway for support, it looks like he just went through his own person earthquake.
Z
Girllll, he jacked you UP!
DarnellMake a note! Hold my calls...cancel my appointments and close down shop for the day. Cause I'm out for the count.Darnell falls backwards onto the floor, fainting. Julian and Z look at each other.
Z
I think NOW we should call the po-po, the emergencia AND the C.I.A cause that fool just killed Darnell!
Will Malik Kyle be the man to tie Darnell down finally?
Will Z and Stony get a house that got the gotcha from Malik?
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