Scene 1
Z/Stony's Apartment-Interior-Living Room"I'll be ya entertainmetn tonight, I show you whatever it is ya like, just sit back and enjoy the show, kick ya feet up boy here we go..."
"Control Me" by Keri Hilson plays in the background. The "Boyfriendz" along with Terrance and Malik are sitting down, playing "Monopoly". Stony and Z are sitting on a couch with Terrance and Julian while Darnell is sitting on the loveseat with Malik. There's a bottle of Tequila on the table as well as the board game and they all look a little sloshed except Z, whose perfectly sober.
Darnell
(excited)
Bitch, pay me! AND--take a shot. Well, Stony might as well get ready for a biopsy NOW cause messing with you, he gonna have liver disease since he's been taking your shots all night.
Malik
(to Darnell)
I think you gotta pay ME, you still owe me from that loan I gave you.
DarnellAnd you still owe me for those four HOURS I gave you of undeniable pleasure this morning, get it right boo.
(looks at Z)
Gimme my money.
Z looks like he doesn't wanna give Darnell the money and goes into his shirt to get the bills.
Z
Here...you slumlord...(points to the houses on board)Them houses are not even up to par anyway, look how close they are, I KNOW that's gotta be some kind of health hazard!
Stony takes the money from Z and hands it to Darnell, Malik snatches the money out of his hands.
Julian
(turns to Terrance; focused)
Baby, it's our turn, what should we do? Buy a hotel orrrr...roll again and try to by pass Darnell and Malik's strip so we can land on Free Parking cause I really want the money.
Terrance looks like he's into the game but just wants to make Julian happy and is chewing gum.
Terrance
Ight but babe, listen--if we do go for the money than we risking hitting allll those...(looks over at Darnell and Malik)
Erotic STD shops THOSE two built over there. I don't know about you but I want my first time finally getting THAT to be in a place a LIL bit classier so let's build a hotel, I'ma name it after you.
(plants a kiss on Julian)
Where's the stash, baby?
Julian
Rightttt...
Julian goes into a bucket and pulls out a pile of money. Julian is definitely a little drunk.
Julian
Here. It's sooo preeeety.
(makes a face)
Oops, almost had a lilll accident.
Terrance takes the money from Julian and hands it Stony. Julian rubs his stomach.
Julian
(somewhat drunk)
My tummy's hurt, I feel the CareBears when they drink that crazy juice that makes them bounce...
(points widely in the air)
Like this, like this, like this, like this...
(makes face)
Oops, there it goes again...
Terrace starts rubbing Julian's stomach looking sympathetic for his boo.
Terrance
(baby voice)
Awwww, my baby can't handle his liquor, that's sooo cute. That's so cute, that's so cute.
Julian
(laughing)
It's not gonna be cute when I earl over this Monopoly board, stoppp!
Stony
(drunk)
Yesss, please stop! Can ya'll just STOP being so damn cute?! Everybody wanna be cute, cute, cute and ya'll all just hiding stuff!
Darnell
(cocky)
Is the Tequila black hole talking to me? Somebody's mad cause they're the banker and...Point to Z and Stony's dwindling assets, they have little money and own a small corner on the board.
Darnell
YOU two bitches living on skid row!
Malik
That's right, baby, we got this board on lock. The return on operations that we got from the investment we put in about TWELVE moves ago has paid off significantly.
DarnellI know what you trying to do and spitting all that professional man talk in front of people is dangerous cause you know it gets me a little randy.
They snuggle a little bit, showing some affection for each other, it looks like Darnell sort of likes Malik somewhat. Malik's cellphone rings and Darnell sighs, pulling back like he knows what that means.
MalikI'm sorry baby, you know how clients are? I gotta take this.Malik gets up, going into the hallway, leaving the apartment.
Z
(to Darnell)
If you muzzle that man ONE more time! Girl,is there anything else to your relationship besides sex?!
(narrows eyes at Darnell)
And DON'T say you not in a relationship, you been seeing him constantly for almost two weeks now, I think it's time you hang up that hooker whore scorecard that you so desperately want to hang on to.
Julian
(to Terrance)
Baby, could you get me something to drink?
Terrance reaches for the bottle of Tequila.
Julian
(stopping him)
Something OTHER than--THAT evil juice. Nooooooo more evil juice. Ever. Ever. Ever.
Terrance
I got you, baby. One ginger ale coming right up and a...
Terrance puckers his lips and Julian kisses them, like something they do all the time.
Terrance
(winking cutely)
Baby kiss for my baby. That always fixes SOMETHING.
Julian
Hmmm, I feel better already.(in a sexy voice)If we wasn't in this house, in front of everybody...
Terrance gets excited, he's been wanting to sleep with Julian for awhile now but has been holding out and can't wait for the day when Julian decides to let him have that pleasure.
TerranceDamn the people, baby, I will get down with YOU anywhere, ANYTIME, you wanna go right now? Let's go right now.
Julian laughs and mushes him in the face playfully. Terrance gets up from the couch and goes to the kitchen. Stony's been looking at Terrance and Julian with a "I don't believe this bitch" look on his face. He's angry about everything that happened with Kaiseem and how it's affected his relationship with Z over the past weeks. The liquor is not making Stony's resentment with himself any better.
Z
(under his breath)
Baby, why are you looking at them like that? Like you wanna use your hidden x-ray vision powers to burn a whole through them!
(hears how that sounds; thinks)
X-ray is the one that you see THROUGH people right?
(nods "yes")
So you CAN burn a hole through them, ugh, see even when I think I'm WRONG I'm still right, damn I'm sickning honey!
Stony
This is ridiculous, baby, I don't understand it! I don't get it, I do everything right ALL the time and...
Z looks like he doesn't know what Stony's talking about.
Stony
It's not FAIR that Darnell and Julian get to have these...
(makes face; gestures wildly)
Picture perfect, happy relationships with these guys and there's NOTHING but lies and secrets between them! I don't get it!
Julian and Darnell both look at Stony, both a little drunk, and slightly offended.
Darnell
Ummm, I know you're not talking bout somebody having secrets, mary, let's not go there boo.
Darnell shakes his head like "who he think he is"? Stony clearly wants to punch Darnell in the face but he knows that he's just being a bitch cause he's mad at himself but why is Darnell talking to him like that?
Julian
(sitting up)
And Stony, I--love you to death but what secrets are there between me and Terrance?
Terrance comes over and sits down, smiling and than his face gets somewhat serious.
Terrance
(looking at Julian; smiling)
What secrets we got baby? You been secretly stealing the money from the bank and holding out on big daddy?
Stony
You're a REBOUND, like the bouncy, bouncy bears that go like this, like this, like this, REEEBOUND.
(smiles)
Now that I got THAT off my chest, who's go is it?
Do you think Stony is right and Terrence IS just a rebound?
Will Darnell spill the secret about Stony and Kaiseem's kiss?
Will Z realize that X-ray vision doesn't allow you to burn through people?
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