Ep. 6, *DICKMATIZED*

Scene 4
Lisa's-Interior-Table
Later that night, the Boyfriends as well as Terreance are at their table, talking and drinking as usual.

Z
So Vernon LOST his job? Why? It looked like he REALLY liked that devil worshipping haven disguised as an outlet for the skateboarding children...and I got a lot of cute stuff from there, I was HOPING to pull another scandal and get more.

Stony
Yeah, ALL girl stuff, nothing I could wear!
(changes mind)
Accept that pink thermal hoody, I'm keeping that.

Julian
I...really don't know. I just know that he loved working at that store. I don't know what he's gonna do.

Terrance
Vernon? That's your friend, right? The dude sitting in the car that night I brought you back to Z's place?

Julian isn't sure what to call Vernon now actually so he decides to...


Julian
(changing subject)
So back to Malik! You guys--did it--ALL over your--office, Darnell?

Darnell
On every piece of high end furniture that I own and I think I'm in love! No! I'm not in love...

Z
You not in love, boo, you just hypnotized by the "business", nothing wrong with that, girl. Lord knows sex is a big part of a...

Darnell
(scared)
Don't you DARE say relationship, I do NOT do relationships.Me and Malik are NOT in a relationship.

Stony
But you like him.DarnellI like the SEX! The SEX! The SEX is what I'm in love with. We're competition in the world of real estate! We could NEVER be involved with each other...

Terrance
So you would date him, it's just that...

Darnell starts itching.

Darnell
STOP using these words, they're making me have some kind of a...
(scratches again)
Allergic reaction.
(points to Terrance)
YOU haven't even been initiated into the Boyfriendz yet so keep ya comments to yaself and WHY have you been teasing MY bestfriend with this damn Juicy Couture bracelet? He's been talking about it ALL day, either buy the damn bracelet or let me do it, but PLEASE...

Terrance goes into his inside jacket pocket and takes out a small black box, opening it and showing Julian the Juicy Couture bracelet he was talking about earlier. Julian looks shocked that Darnell just put him on the spot like that and even more shocked that Terrance actually brought him the bracelet.

Julian
(wide-eyed)
Terrance! Why did you...you didn't have to do this. Why DID you do this?

Terrance
Causeeeee I want you to gimme SOME and THIS is the...(points to bracelet)"Get booty" bracelet! Least that's what the sales associate said.

They all look shocked.
Terrance
(looking at the "Boyfriendz")
Hey! Don't be giving me that hungry, lion look like the four of ya'll bout to eat me--I'm JUST playing, I'm JUST playing.
(looks at Julian)
Remember we were at my house and YOU were looking at that Vibe magazine and you saw that...

Julian
(finishing sentence)
Picture of Kimora wearing THIS bracelet.
(touched)
You actually remembered. Thank you, Terrance.They kiss lightly on the lips, they look happy with one another. Z, Darnell, and Stony look like they're enjoying their friend being happy with a man for once.
Terrance
I'm gonna--hit the men's room real quick, drain the captain and I'll be right back.


Julian
(smiles; smitten)
Ok.

Terrance gets up and goes to the bathroom. Julian's phone beeps twice and he checks it, his eyes going wide.

Z
Looks like somebody is a smitten kitten.

Ston
Smitten aint the word, Terrance is...

Darnell
(to Julian)
A rebound that Julian hopefully realizes is a lot more stable than that straight boy.

Julian
Terrance is NOT a rebound, I like him a lot.
(looks at the bracelet)
A guy's NEVER given me jewelry before.
(his phone beeps; checks it; shocked)
Oh my...I don't believe this. Vernon just texted me that he wants to see me. Tonight.
(looking around)

Stony
Than go see him, mary! You might finally be getting your man this time...

Darnell
I thought we were OVER the cute and now BROKE ex-store clerk.
(to Juian)
No backsliding, Julian. Don't make me have to get you one of those Excorsism of Emilies Roses.

Julian
(to Z)
I'm surprised because I told him what we did and he was royally pissed off! Well what I did, I left...
(points to Z)
YOUR name out of it even though it WAS your genius idea to break into his apartment. I wonder what he wants to talk to me about? I-I need to go.Julian gets up from the table.

Z
Wait a minute, what about Terrance? THAT boy just gave you a gift that shouldddd...
(gives Stony a look)
Have been given to ME a long time ago. You better not mess this up on no shoulda, coulda, woulda, cause if you do I'ma get you.StonyI think the better question is--does your new boo know that Vernon could have been your ALMOST boo had he been into the boys, mary?

Julian shakes his head, feeling like too many things are being thrown at him at once, all he wants to do is go see Vernon.

Julian
Guys, please! I know that I said I was over Vernon and I am and I REALLY, REALLY like Terrance but...I miss my FRIEND, Vernon.

Darnell and Z share a look, their "secret" about Vernon still hanging over their heads.

Z
(giving in)
We'll...tell him you had an emergency.

Darnell
And I'll...give you a ride to Vernon's cause I know your middle class butt would be Rosa Parks-ing it, let's go.

Darnell gets up from the table, he and Julian start to leave Lisa's but than Julian remembers something.

Julian
(turning to face Z and Stony)
And please make the "emergency" believable, nothing crazy that Terrance KNOWS can't be true.

Stony
Can you give us a little more credit? We GOT this, son!

Z looks at him funny.

Stony
Didn't pull it off, did I?

Z shakes his head no while Julian and Darnell leave. Terrance comes out the bathroom, seeing Julian gone and his gift still on the table. He's confused....

Terrance
Where'd my boo go?

Terrance looks sad, he sits down picking up the box.TerranceYou guys are his friends so you'd be honest with me, right? Was THIS...
(picks up the box)
Too much, too fast?

Z
(pause)
Julian left because he had a emergency at the dance studio...

Stony
Hospital!

Terrance looks confused even more. Z and Stony look at each other trying to get their story straight.

Z
He went to the HOSPITAL with Darnell to get...

Stony
Some emergency HELP BEFORE--he went to the dance studio cause Darnell...

Z(out of nowhere)
Done choked on a chicken!

Stony and Terrance both give him strange looks.

Z
(out of nowhere)
Choked a chicken!

Stony and Terrance, give him looks with their mind thinking of another oral activity.

Z
(looks at Stony)
What?! At least it's believable, it's Darnell!

Will Terrence take back the gift he got for Julian?

What did Vernon want with Julian?

And is Darnell really dickmatized?

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